ponner

Meaning ponce, a snob.

1) I don't know who he thinks he is, looking down on us like that the fucking ponner.

by Samwell June 02, 2005

flaggle

Adjective: To flap around with no co-ordination and/or control.

1) He looked dead stupid on that trampoline. He was just flaggling around.

...or...

2) I had no control, I just flaggled around.

by Samwell May 25, 2005

bush rustler

A gay/homosexual. Bush being refered to as the pubic region.

"Watch your backs, he's a bush rustler."

by Samwell May 14, 2005

Bucket

An oversized vagina due to lots of sex.

Shut up you bucket minged slag!
She's got a bucket!

by Samwell March 26, 2005

ASAIK

Acronym for As Soon As I Know. Pronounced ASS-IKE.

Bob: You got any news on that gig?
Dave: No not yet, but I'll tell you ASAIK.

by Samwell September 15, 2005

bruiser

someone who is rather large in bodily proportion. They would have little trouble in kicking some anus !

'That bluddy woman at the customs in Canada was a right bruiser, did u see the fucking size of her !!'

by Samwell April 29, 2005

snoz

Also described as a farmer snort, when you snoz you block one nostril and sharply and quickly breath out through the other nostril, thus expelling mucus/snot. A quick but often dirty way to blow your nose, done when out on the street and don't have access to tissue.

1st person: "Awh that's nasty!"
2nd person: "Sorry, I needed to snoz, I've got a real bad cold."

...or...

"You've just snozzed all over me you dirty cunt!"

by Samwell May 14, 2005