Samwell's definitions

shitheap

A basic play with the word shithead, a shitheap is a complete arsehole, a person who lacks in social ability and basically is a shithead.

See also: shithead

You fucking shitheap!

by Samwell March 25, 2005

vv

Acronym for 'very very'.

1) I was vv pleased with the t shirt from ebay.

2) I would be vv much appreciative if you'd fuck off.

by Samwell June 7, 2005

hilarity

Someone who is uniquely hilarious, a rare humor find of someone, hence the 'rarity' association.

"He's great he is, he's a hilarity"

by Samwell December 28, 2005

chuff

To masturbate, to have a wank

I had a chuff
I fancy a chuff

by Samwell July 19, 2006

chavwegian

Chavwegian is either:

1)The language that chavs speak

...or...

2)A chav in general

1) He's turning into a chav. He evens speaks chavwegian.

2) Fuck off you little chavwegian!

by Samwell April 12, 2005

jabronee

First used by a genuine tosser, The Rock from the old WWF, a jabronee is just a stupid, obnoxious person. See also: twat, tosser. Used as a non-offensive offensive term.

Get out the way your fucking jabronee!
You big jabronee!

by Samwell March 25, 2005

flaggle

Adjective: To flap around with no co-ordination and/or control.

1) He looked dead stupid on that trampoline. He was just flaggling around.

...or...

2) I had no control, I just flaggled around.

by Samwell May 28, 2005