6 definitions by Samran53

A person that has a severe bowel movement but then only wipes twice afterward
jamal was in the bathroom for a half hour and i could hear him doing his business - but when he came out i could tell by the amount of toilet paper still left on the roll that he had only wiped twice - he is a nasty twiper
by Samran53 March 22, 2021
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the sport of figure skating that involves the men's competition which clearly shows off skaters that are gay
brendon was an exceptional skater but he is clearly fagurskating
by Samran53 January 17, 2021
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when a guy, or girl is trying to find out personal information from someone he/she likes but doesn't want to let that person know they attracted to them
Brad really has a crush on Gloria, but he is really shy so he was flirt stalking her to find out her number and what part of town she lives in.
by Samran53 May 29, 2020
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a guy who just can't help but interupt when someone is else trying tell a joke
matt was in the middle of telling a great joke - but just as he was getting to the punch line brian chimed in to try and finish the punch line - which the wrong punch line of course - he is a real joke blocker.......................
by Samran53 April 2, 2021
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when a person is so unintelligent that they cannot comprehend even the most remedial concepts of education
Jerome did not understand what the scientific term for water, h2o was - he damn sure is not the shiniest nickel in the piggy bank.
by Samran53 December 22, 2020
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a wet so intense that it is wetter than normal
my girl was so turned on that her nether regions were wetter than a whiskey drinkers whistle
by Samran53 October 21, 2020
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