Definitions by Samran53

joke blocker 

a guy who just can't help but interupt when someone is else trying tell a joke

matt was in the middle of telling a great joke - but just as he was getting to the punch line brian chimed in to try and finish the punch line - which the wrong punch line of course - he is a real joke blocker.......................

joke blocker by Samran53 April 2, 2021

twiper

A person that has a severe bowel movement but then only wipes twice afterward

jamal was in the bathroom for a half hour and i could hear him doing his business - but when he came out i could tell by the amount of toilet paper still left on the roll that he had only wiped twice - he is a nasty twiper

twiper by Samran53 March 22, 2021

fagurskating

the sport of figure skating that involves the men's competition which clearly shows off skaters that are gay

brendon was an exceptional skater but he is clearly fagurskating

fagurskating by Samran53 January 17, 2021

shiniest nickel in the piggy bank

when a person is so unintelligent that they cannot comprehend even the most remedial concepts of education

Jerome did not understand what the scientific term for water, h2o was - he damn sure is not the shiniest nickel in the piggy bank.

shiniest nickel in the piggy bank by Samran53 December 22, 2020

whiskey drinkers whistle 

a wet so intense that it is wetter than normal

my girl was so turned on that her nether regions were wetter than a whiskey drinkers whistle

whiskey drinkers whistle by Samran53 October 21, 2020

flirt stalking 

when a guy, or girl is trying to find out personal information from someone he/she likes but doesn't want to let that person know they attracted to them

Brad really has a crush on Gloria, but he is really shy so he was flirt stalking her to find out her number and what part of town she lives in.

flirt stalking by Samran53 May 29, 2020