When you place your gooch onto the tip of someone's nose while simultaneously allowing your balls to rest on their eyes and stretching your flaccid penis across the forehead. All while wearing a ushanka. To finish, you must yell "Sputnik has landed!" while in position.
Cody didn't sit with us at lunch, so we gave him a russian touchdown. "Sputnik has landed!"
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