SalsaDaddy's definitions

purcupine

Verb; A magical Purple STD that make your sperm solid, while having a point at the end of it. (Purcupined is when you are stabbed with said Purcupine.) It is very deadly, and when you are stabbed your ovaries explode.

Sarah: "Did you hear what happened to Sally?"
Mary: "Yeah, her boyfriend she met on craigslist apparently {Purcupined her!"
Sarah: "What a way to go out.."

by SalsaDaddy March 7, 2018

crocochild

When a infant is consumed by a crocodile.

Little Timmy and his friends were the victims of a horrific crocochild incident.

by SalsaDaddy May 28, 2018

tikki-tikki-tembo-no-sa-rembo-chari-bari-ruchi-pit-peri-pembo

A kid that is trapped in a well, and his brother Chang, tried to ask his mom for help but she would't because the brother didn't say his whole name. The moral of the story is that 'there is a reason Chinese people have short names.

tikki-tikki-tembo-no-sa-rembo-chari-bari-ruchi-pit-peri-pembo: "Help me! i'm in a well and i cant get out!!"
*Brother runs to mother for help*
Chang: "Help tikki-tikki-tembo fell down a--!"
Mother: "Say his whole name or don't finish that sentence at all!"

by SalsaDaddy May 10, 2018

Switcheditup

A roblox youtube account that has been deceased for about a year or so. He was killed by his father Curtis. May he rest in peace, amen.

Susan: "Switcheditup may have been cringe, but he didn't deserve to die"
Joan: "He was only 12!, why Curtis, WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?!?"
Curtis: "He made fun of me for being bald"

by SalsaDaddy May 10, 2018

Spusturd

When you are eating spicy food then you suddenly have to shit and it looks like mustard.

I used to like spicy food until i had my first spusturd experience.

by SalsaDaddy March 10, 2018

salsa daddy

When a Mexican double dips in salsa and denies it.

Jose is such a salsa daddy, he always double dips and denies it!

by SalsaDaddy May 10, 2018

Hudxon

The world's worst soudclouder there is and ever will be, and thinks he is the next tupac.

People that listen to Hudxon are gay, and so is the person reading this.

by SalsaDaddy May 10, 2018