4 definitions by Sagingonelifeatatime

He changes your world. Swoops in with the kindest heart (a little troubled) makes you feel things you've never felt before. Sings to you while looking in your eyes and holding your hand. Noone understands the unstoppable connection you have with him. You enjoy the same music, hobbies and friends. He's extremely loving and makes you laugh all the time. He let's you see his soul. He claims to be better at fishing (annoyingly is) takes pride in helping others and doing nice things. He eats chips loudly while you're napping but gives the best foot and leg massages. He feeds your dog a $30 bag of Jerky cuz he loves animals. The moments you share are unforgettable. He wraps himself around you and always has a leg on your bladder. He might make you stop to give him love while doing laundry or other household chores. He looks super sexy while skating or chopping firewood. He loves cooking with lots of spices (roasted red pepper) He takes too much pride in growing grass from seed and leaves the shower running forever.
Carlos "Hey babe... remember you're amazing!"
by Sagingonelifeatatime July 1, 2021
Get the Carlos mug.
He changes your world swoops in with the kindest heart. Makes you feel things you've never felt before . Introduces you to "bumpin uglies". Sings to you while looking in your eyes and holding your hand. Nobody understands the most unstoppable connection he has with this random girl. He worked with her brother and was scared to leave her bedroom after spending the night with her. But they fell hard and fast in love. You enjoy the same music, hobbies and friends. He let's you see his soul. He's extremely loving and makes you laugh all the time. He claims to be better at fishing (annoyingly is) He takes pride in helping others and doing nice things. He eats chips loudly while your napping nut hives the best foot and leg massages. He feeds your dog a $30 bag of beef Jerry cuz he loves animals. The moments you share are unforgettable. He wraps himself around our and always has a leg on your bladder. He might nsje you stop to give him live while doing laundry or other household chores. He looks super sexy while skating or chopping firewood. He loves cooking with lots of spices (roasted red pepper) hs takes too much pride in growing grass from seed and leaves the shower running forever. He's grown and become the strongest person I know. You feel lucky go once habe felt his love and can be proud and happy for him now.
Carlos, is that your Mexican friend?
by Sagingonelifeatatime July 1, 2021
Get the Carlos mug.
A blue eyed, kind on the inside, dink on the outside Johnny. He has big ears and a reseeding hairline but sports the cutest most innocent face. ( he's rarely innocent) He can't grow hair to save his life. He's a great dad, even to kids that aren't his. He gets carded buying alcohol cuz of his baby face. He thinks he's always right and never admits his faults. He's mostly talented at everything he does (super annoying) he's super lovable and you have a hard time hating him or staying mad at him. His girlfriend usually drives a jacked up truck. She's super pretty and super easy going. He passes people off being a dumbest and that's how he was deemed "fuckin Johnny"
Omg he did that? Not surprised. Fuckin johnny!!
by Sagingonelifeatatime June 20, 2021
Get the Fuckin johnny mug.
A blue eyed, kind on the inside dink on the outside Johnny. He has big ears and a reseeding hairline but the cutest most innocent face (he's never innocent) he thinks he's always right and never admits his faults. He's mostly talented at everything he does (super annoying) he's super lovable but you want to hate him at the same time.
He fucked one of your best friends? Oh thats definitely something fuckin johnny would do
by Sagingonelifeatatime June 20, 2021
Get the Fuckin johnny mug.