Sage's definitions

California

State that gives homage to five types of people:

1) Preppy, blonde, cell-phone clad seventeen year old girls.
2) Rejected goths and skater punks/dudes
3) Corrupt Politicians
4) Celebrities
5) Soccer Moms

1: Oh, how do you like my new leather coat?

Oh, girl, it's so the rage this season. Like, oh my god!

2: Dude, you wanna go crash the mall?

by Sage December 22, 2003

Abercrombie

Short for Abercrombie & Fitch, a clothing company who used to make presidential quality clothing (worn by Roosevelt and Ford among others). Became bankrupt in the 1970s, was aquired, then later reinvented itself into the young, rich, WASPish "lifestyle" clothing company it is seen as today. Usually perceived by middle and lower class American youth as tastelessly showy and flamboyant.

"Abercrombie never has sales."

by Sage September 3, 2005

LT

A large/short/sooooooooo ugly, blob of material goo that oozes into your life and makes it a living hell....beware of lion titties!!!!

holy crap...you've been an LT all summer....eating and sleeping and mooshin' around....damn

by sage May 17, 2004

womb broom

An exceedingly long penis.

Charlie impaled Mary Ann with his 12-inch womb broom.

by sage January 18, 2003

Cowboy Up

Used in the same sense as the expression "get yourself together." Often heard with an expletive.

"Cowboy the f*** up!"

by Sage November 16, 2004

pee

a likely or enrjune uranation.

i got to really pee badly

by sage May 13, 2005

ass cheeze

that sticky smelly stuff you pick out of yur ass when its all swampity...

awwwwwwwww .....your ass cheeze is warm.

by sage May 17, 2004