8 definitions by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe

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A phobic condition involving flutes and other woodwind instruments suffered by gentlemen of Arabic descent who have older uncles. see adelphirexia
"Oh irrascable uncle Mohammed of the guild of donkey bottom wipers I cannot do that even though it is a tradition in our family due to my being aulophobic!"

Aulophobia is not thought to be contagious, except in Bedford.
by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe September 02, 2006
To write a definition for the urban dictionary i.e. one of a of a highly graphic, but physically impossible/unacheivable/ridiculous sexual nature, written by someone that has no actual sexual experience. The sad intention behind this act is seeing one's name in print. It is a chronic condition characterised by having very small genitalia, no life, and an inability to socially interact with persons of the opposite/same sex due to being an utter and complete cretin. The only known cure is long walks and to stop espousing shite to real people

i.e. Those that are likely to smack you in the mouth for uttering such crap (The same as your mothers should have done, you sad fuckers.)
Exclamation: " hey dude/ waheeti/ obi wan kenobi/ whatever, i totally wompmasajoned her ass, with a large Jerusalem artichoke, several sheets of industrial grade marine plywood, four of my imaginary computer friends, and involving defecation and ejaculation, Oh and by the way, some shite place that you've never heard of/ have any interest in/would rather was obliterated by a small say 20k nuclear weapon woz where it happened dude/obi wan kenobi etc, is that a sexeditcrapitus thing to get me noticed or wot {ad Nauseam}

Real Person: " you futile, pathetic cunt" {'Smack' sound as fist makes contact with morally degenerate/pathetic/puerile mouth.
by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe August 31, 2006
To appear as though one originates in Bedford. To be toadlike in appearance.
Mike appeared somewhat bufoniform in looks. This no doubt had a lot to do with working at a French Bank
by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe September 02, 2006
To have incestuous feelings towards one's nephew. Mostly prevelent in Arabic cultures such as 'Little Bagdad' A.K.A the Edgeware Road in London. Belived to have originated from Shaam el Bedford Wadi in Swampistan.
Mohammed: " most illustrious sister of a thousand camels flatus, I wish to inform you that I have a obtained a state of tumescence in my pink oboe over our Yousef. Is this normal?"

Habibi: " yes, my most glorious of æÇäßÑ ãÚ ÞÖíÈ ÕÛíÑ . Our father Daoud was also a champion of adelphirexia, and he end up in a lovely garden with 99 Virginians being nice to him all day long!"
by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe September 02, 2006
MIlitary slang. A term coined by the British armed forces in the 1980s. Mostly used amongst those serving with the USAF. A shortened form of 'SPASTIC AMERICAN', implying the high esteem with which those MIGBINs serving with the American Armed Forces were held. Especially for their amusing and frequent 'Friendly fire' incidents.
Question "where's the safest place to stand if the SPAMs are attacking you?"

Answer " on the emeny side, as the morons only bomb their allies!"
by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe August 16, 2006
A condition whereby one has incestuous feelings towards one's sister. Mostly prevelant in areas where there is a high preponderance of ginger haired people with webbed feet and one eye in the middle of the forehead (e.g Bedford or Luton!)
Stanley "Dad! I fancy our Mable, does that make meincesbian?"
Dad: "No my little slack jawed, banjo playing, bedfordian offspring, it just means you have adelphepothia, same as your mother and her brother before her."
by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe September 02, 2006
1. To be a person who has a prediliction for cheese, eats snails, Likes the bottoms of large, leather clad, German gentlemen (Yes I know it all happened sixty odd years ago, but it's still fun to take the piss out of them!). And responds to danger with a gravity defying upswing of the arms that is so rapid, that small avian flu laden creatures have been propelled across the English (that's ENGLISH, not 'le sodding Mange') Channel by their actions.
2. To be a fully integrated member of the European Economic Community, or whatever the Frogs and Krauts are calling it these days.
3. To be bufoniform,from Bedford and work for a French Bank.
Man in Park: "Is that a cheese eating surrender monkey over there doing aerobics?"
Second Man: "No, I think that's just a Bedford collaborater copying them!"
by SaRiN STePPeNWoLFe September 02, 2006

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