STUART's definitions

porn

The traditional way for young female Americans to afford university education (those not from wealthy families).

America is the land of opportunity - everyone can succeed if they are willing to involved themselves in some porn to get their university education.

by Stuart October 11, 2003

Tyrone Biggums

A crack dealer who sells real estate and just won fear factor and with the money he won he accuired the words biggest rock.

"Thank ya teacher bitch"-tyrone biggums

by stuart June 20, 2006

Stormwolf

Perpetual repetition of a term in the vain hope that it will be humorous on the 215th repitition.

Dude, stop stormwolfing, noones laughing.

by Stuart October 12, 2003

Stupy

Resident legend.

I decree thee Stupy; a fine member of society and worthy of much adoration.

by Stuart October 12, 2003

Australian Idol

a contradiction in terms. Classic example of an oxymoron.

Australian Idol. Act Naturally. Original Copies. Military Intelligence.

by Stuart May 7, 2005

pretty willie

Damn ass good rapper who made the song:
"Lay your body down - Pretty Willie"
D/L it, 10 stars

I'ma go to the Pretty Willie concert out in St. Louis.

by Stuart October 4, 2003

Asshole

Incorrect or "American" spelling of "Arsehole"

A person that derives pleasure from actions that hurt other people either physically or mentally.

I can't believe that arsehole cut me off!

by Stuart December 22, 2003