STUART's definitions

dicking around

Stuffing around. Generally messing around without any real purpose (except possibly avoidance).

Stop dicking around and back me some pie.

by Stuart October 31, 2003

bugatti

An Italian car that is kinda like a Ferrari on steroids. The new Veyron costs well over $1,000,000 and will go about 250 mph.

I might just have to steal that rich douche-bag's hotass Bugatti.

by stuart May 1, 2005

pigs

cops

those pigs arrested my brother last night for extortion!

by stuart April 8, 2003

Bazzin

plural of baz. A word used by 'bazzers' or 'chavs, barrys etc' to describe going somewhere.

Barry: Can't talk mate, gotta baz down to the shops and pick up some fags
Guy: Your picking up some homosexual people?

by Stuart March 7, 2004

the birds and the bees

Old term used to refer to adult relations between a man and a woman. The birds reflect women, the bees reflect men, in a subtle but notable reference to sex. These days, we tend to be a lot more abrupt when discussing these issues pertaining to 'the birds and the bees'.

Why yes, son, she is a fine looking young lady. One day, I must sit you down upon on my knee and teach you about the birds and the bees.

by Stuart October 11, 2003

slabber

someone who talks alot of annoying shit..typically a northern irish slang word.

shut your trap you fucking slabber before i knock yer ballix in!!

by stuart March 16, 2004

pretty willie

Damn ass good rapper who made the song:
"Lay your body down - Pretty Willie"
D/L it, 10 stars

I'ma go to the Pretty Willie concert out in St. Louis.

by Stuart October 4, 2003