STUART's definitions

pretty willie

Damn ass good rapper who made the song:
"Lay your body down - Pretty Willie"
D/L it, 10 stars

I'ma go to the Pretty Willie concert out in St. Louis.

by Stuart October 4, 2003

Stupy

Resident legend.

I decree thee Stupy; a fine member of society and worthy of much adoration.

by Stuart October 12, 2003

Australian Idol

a contradiction in terms. Classic example of an oxymoron.

Australian Idol. Act Naturally. Original Copies. Military Intelligence.

by Stuart May 7, 2005

Fire-crotch

When a guy puts a drop of hot sauce on the tip of a condom before penetration.

"This Tobasco sauce will be perfect to give my girlfriend a fire-crotch."

by Stuart November 14, 2003

trouble shooting

Trying to find the source of a problem. Often associated with computer. Usually a pain in the arse.

I found this Microsoft trouble shooting manual, and now I think it would be more appropriate that I shoot myself.

by Stuart October 11, 2003

bago

n.

A drinking game for 2 or more players, each with an uncanny desire to get "drunk as shit" off of delicious bagged or boxed wine. The game consists of each player holding the bag way above his or her head, drinking until satisfied, and then passing the bag around to the next player. This player then does the same thing and passes the bag until emptied.

Hey, lets go play bago in the kitchen with mom.

by Stuart May 13, 2005

Wally

A man that is impossible to find in all circumstances.

where the fuk is wally?

by Stuart May 16, 2004