STUART's definitions

bugatti

An Italian car that is kinda like a Ferrari on steroids. The new Veyron costs well over $1,000,000 and will go about 250 mph.

I might just have to steal that rich douche-bag's hotass Bugatti.

by stuart May 1, 2005

pigs

cops

those pigs arrested my brother last night for extortion!

by stuart April 8, 2003

dicking around

Stuffing around. Generally messing around without any real purpose (except possibly avoidance).

Stop dicking around and back me some pie.

by Stuart October 31, 2003

Pookie

a word used by an Irish actor in a soap called Glenroe. "Michael Lally"

He refers to mushrooms as Pookies

Those pookies are not good

by Stuart March 7, 2005

the birds and the bees

Old term used to refer to adult relations between a man and a woman. The birds reflect women, the bees reflect men, in a subtle but notable reference to sex. These days, we tend to be a lot more abrupt when discussing these issues pertaining to 'the birds and the bees'.

Why yes, son, she is a fine looking young lady. One day, I must sit you down upon on my knee and teach you about the birds and the bees.

by Stuart October 11, 2003

Fire-crotch

When a guy puts a drop of hot sauce on the tip of a condom before penetration.

"This Tobasco sauce will be perfect to give my girlfriend a fire-crotch."

by Stuart November 14, 2003

Wanna take this to the Death Star?

That you wanna beat someone up with some sort of object like a crows bar or baseball bat

a guy calls you dumb ans you take out a crwo bar and beat him to death

by Stuart December 18, 2003