55 definitions by STUART

Pookie

a word used by an Irish actor in a soap called Glenroe. "Michael Lally"

He refers to mushrooms as Pookies

Those pookies are not good

by STUART March 7, 2005

the birds and the bees

Old term used to refer to adult relations between a man and a woman. The birds reflect women, the bees reflect men, in a subtle but notable reference to sex. These days, we tend to be a lot more abrupt when discussing these issues pertaining to 'the birds and the bees'.

Why yes, son, she is a fine looking young lady. One day, I must sit you down upon on my knee and teach you about the birds and the bees.

by STUART October 12, 2003

stc

fuck u pricks! y do u always slag me . is it because i shagged jamielee or is it because i shagged duges mum,dad,and sister (sorry duge)
DUGE- JUST BECAUSE YOU SHAG YOUR MUM DOESNT MEAN I WONT ASWELL.
DARREN BAIN- DONT SLAG ME WHEN YOUR THE ONE WHO RAPES MEN

duge and darren were in a room with duges dad, i knocked on the door and duge answered with white stuff around his lips (not milk)

by STUART December 19, 2003

heebie jeebies

A passe term used to refer to a feeling of being 'freaked out'.

The thought of George Bush being president of America gives me the heebie jeebies.

by STUART October 12, 2003

Wally

A man that is impossible to find in all circumstances.

where the fuk is wally?

by STUART May 16, 2004

land grab

The process of government acquisition of countries, usually in the context of money and power.

A series of land grabs in the Balkans provided the scene for what was to become World War 1.

by STUART March 28, 2004

stu

the epitamy of human evolution; also see MOTHA F*CKING P.I.M.P.

Dude, stu just did all those chicas! AND he stayed up all night!

by STUART May 21, 2004