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Hilan, a name that mostly only fat people have because they are fat and if you meet them their belly will most likely be lying on the ground. Hilan's age range is only on the clock and he likes to touch minors in his free time. Hilan's dick is smaller than a pencil and he has no game at all. Bro's face looks like 7trains ran over him AT THE SAME TIME. He is ugly and fat and this is also the reason that he has no game. If you see a Hilan close to a minor you have to call the cops on this fat ahh ugly ahh pedophile. Hilan is the ugliest person on this planet and you can't deny it.
AYOOO THAT FAT UGLY BIG BELLY AHH PEDOPHILE IS TOUCHING A MINOR: HILAN ALERT
by SNAPCHATUSER505 April 28, 2023
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A matteo moment is used when we have to describe something or someone that has harassed a child before.
That child just got kidnapped, matteo moment!
by SNAPCHATUSER505 April 25, 2023
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fuck this guy because he doensn't give you his oortjes, he will do everything to make your life worse because he is a manipulator. This guy will NEVER give you something even though you give him your headset, energy drinks and SOOO much more. Evansdl if you are reading this you are a big ass misgunner and i hope you will once get scammed like you scammed me.
THAT SCAMMER IS SCAMMING SOMEONE WHO GAVE HIM EVERYTHING, EVANSDL ALERT
by SNAPCHATUSER505 May 15, 2023
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the sexuals powers of this maNNN are amazing . Erdi can inpregnate 40woman at the same time. Even as a man i woUUUldn't mind getting a taste of his beautiful, fat, tHHHick, juicy cock. You can recognize an erdIII by his amazing arms that look like he trains every day. His toes must also taste nice. JJJJuicy cock. never leave AAAAn erdi because he will give you the love you deserve.
Ayo that man's albanian cock looks like it is at least 50cm!!! Isnt his name Erdi?
by SNAPCHATUSER505 April 28, 2023
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Everywhere where we can find minors, you'll probably find a matteo there too. As long as her age is on the clock he doesn't care how you look
Look at that guy who is harassing a child, that must be a matteo!
by SNAPCHATUSER505 April 25, 2023
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Dilan is only guy to leave his homies haning after talking to a girl for about five seconds, when you see someone that has a belly haning on the ground, you can be sure that this guy is a Dilan. You can also be sure that you can't even see his dick. When you see a fatass falling off his scooter, it has to be a Dilan. ONLY a dilan can be this ugly that some people even throw up. Besides all that this fat ugly guy also likes to touch minors
Ayo that fat ugly pedophile just fell off his scooter, it is defenetly a Dilan!
by SNAPCHATUSER505 April 25, 2023
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Pilan, a guy who thinks he owns the world but is actually just a little bitch , this guy could be capping to you that he gets some game but we all know that this is cap. Pilan is a member of the legendary Hilan squad: Pilan, Jilan, Dilan and Hilan. You never want to meet this squad because their energy is to have absolutely no game and pussy for the rest of your life. Pilan is the kind of dumbass to choose tso over aso just because he had ONE bad grade. NEVER fall for pilan's fat ass manipulation because he is fat and nasty. You can smell this nasty disgusting fat fuck's toes from miles away because he lives in a garbage can. Pilan's charger gets stolen once in a while and he is fat like i already said multiple times. You should hate every little part about Pilan because why not, he is a loser with no purpose in life. this guy is so disgusting i could write a whole ass paragraph just about how fat he is. Fuck this ugly motherfucker, he will be gay later because his chance on some actual game is -5%, if you are reading this Pilan, I HATE YOU. I hope you will never make it in life disgusting ahh fat ahh dirty ahh nasty ahh gross ahh pedophile ahh terrible rizz ahh childish ahh fat ahh goofy ahh corny ahh earthquake ahh. Pilan YOU ARE FAT, YOU WON'T MAKE IT ANYWHER EIN LIFE JUST KILLYOURSELF IT WILL MAKE EVERYONE'S LIFE BETTER FUCK YOU!!
THAT FAT ASS BTICH IS HARASSING A CHILD , MUST BE A FUCKING PILAN BECAUSE HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHOU WOULD BE ABLE TO DO THIS DISGUSTING SHIT.

That fat fuck is kissing a man, pilan alert.
by SNAPCHATUSER505 May 15, 2023
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