17 definitions by SMSchoirboy
A ball, or drop, of any semi-liquid mixture of flour combined with water. The most common examples of batterballs are the drops of cornmeal that are left over on the sticks of corndogs (usually located halfway down the stick where the hot dog ends and the stick begins) and the baby pancakes that are formed when drops of pancake batter fall onto the skillet or gridle, but are seperated from the actual pancake. Do not let the size and appearance of batterballs fool you, they are the tastiest food on Earth, if they qualify as a food.
Guy 1: Dude what do you call the leftover batter on a corndog stick?
Guy 2: A batterball.
guy 1: Oh... I guess that makes sense.
Guy 2: A batterball.
guy 1: Oh... I guess that makes sense.
by SMSchoirboy October 23, 2011
A phrase used way to much, I can understand somethings can be pretty awesome, but seriously, making a really long light before it turns red is not better than sex.
Nico: I know you're really hungry, but don't you think you're exaggerating a bit?
Queen of England: Nope, this doughnut is better than sex.
Nico: No, no it isn't.
Queen of England: Whatevs
Queen of England: Nope, this doughnut is better than sex.
Nico: No, no it isn't.
Queen of England: Whatevs
by SMSchoirboy March 3, 2012
An aromatic gum, like myrrh, that is exuded from a tree. The spelling above is not a typo, it is like one of the only words that sounds like it starts with a "D" but actually starts with a "B".
Kindergarten teacher: Billy, can you give me a word that starts with the letter "B"?
Billy: Bdellium.
Teacher: No Billy that starts with a "D"
Billy: No, dumb-ass the "B" is silent.
Billy: Bdellium.
Teacher: No Billy that starts with a "D"
Billy: No, dumb-ass the "B" is silent.
by SMSchoirboy October 24, 2011
This scale shows how good each Star Wars movie is compared to the others. Please note I am using the best and worst movie as baselines, meaning the best movie will automaticly be scored as 10 and the worst will be scored as 1.
Rating Title
10 Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
9 Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
8 Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
7
6 Star Wars Epidode III: Revenge of the Sith
5
4
3
2 Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
1 Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menance
Rating Title
10 Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
9 Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
8 Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
7
6 Star Wars Epidode III: Revenge of the Sith
5
4
3
2 Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
1 Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menance
Guy 1: Dude which Star Wars is the best?
Guy 2: I dont know, lets check the Star Wars scoring ladder.
Guy 2: It's the Empire Strikes Back.
Guy 2: I dont know, lets check the Star Wars scoring ladder.
Guy 2: It's the Empire Strikes Back.
by SMSchoirboy October 25, 2011
When two or more people are having a conversation and something is said that when taken out of context makes absolutely no sense, and a seperate person or group hears that particular phrase. This can result in a multitude of reactions from the group that overheard the conversation with the standard "What the hell are you talking about?!" being most common.
Guy 1 talking to his friends: Dude I had the wierdest dream last night, I was naked riding through the supermarket on a unicorn with Justin Bieber.
Guy 2 who overheard them: WTF are you talking about, all I heard was naked with Justin Bieber?!
Guy 1: sorry, it was the conversation transfer effect, I was talking about a dream.
Guy 2 who overheard them: WTF are you talking about, all I heard was naked with Justin Bieber?!
Guy 1: sorry, it was the conversation transfer effect, I was talking about a dream.
by SMSchoirboy October 20, 2011
An insult kamikaze is the term applied to the action of insulting someone at your expense, so you insult both yourself and the other person.
Miguel: Suck dick Nico.
Lane: Nico does know how to suck some dick.
Nico: You would know.
Lane: Are you insulting me or yourself?
Nico: I don't know, both of us I guess.
Lane: So it's like an insult kamikaze.
Nico: I like that, I have to add that to the Urban Dictionary
Lane: Nico does know how to suck some dick.
Nico: You would know.
Lane: Are you insulting me or yourself?
Nico: I don't know, both of us I guess.
Lane: So it's like an insult kamikaze.
Nico: I like that, I have to add that to the Urban Dictionary
by SMSchoirboy October 31, 2011
When someone posses the colon of a rhino that person is able to hold their crap much longer than an average person would be able to,until a toilet is readily available for their personal use.
Announcer: Aaron Rodgers, you and the Green Bay Packers have just won the Super Bowl, what are you going to do next?
Aaron: I don't know about the others but I'm gonna go drop a duece, I've been holding it since halftime.
Announcer: This game went into triple over time and you've been holding a dump the entire time, you must have the colon of a rhino.
Aaron: Thanks.
Aaron: I don't know about the others but I'm gonna go drop a duece, I've been holding it since halftime.
Announcer: This game went into triple over time and you've been holding a dump the entire time, you must have the colon of a rhino.
Aaron: Thanks.
by SMSchoirboy October 27, 2011