errait

the sound of a scratchboard or turntables coming from a white boys mouth when trying to beatbox for others to enjoy

Quincy stayded up all night to work on his errait's.

by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ March 1, 2005

brown trout

An enormous strand of feces left in most if not all restrooms across North America that wasnt flushed.The brown trout maybe found in all of your friendly local truckstops,fast food spots,place of employment,or even in the conveinence of your own home.In your adventure in searchimg for the brown trout you may run across its ugly as sin cousin the Yellow eyed Brown Trout<turd with corn inside> dont be alarmed its harmless.Warning although the word trout is in its name NEVER EVER TRY TO EAT THE BROWN TROUT.

Matt:Hey mom guess what?
Mom:What hunnie?
Matt:I saw a brown trout today!
Mom:Good for you but wait you didnt eat it did you?
Matt:No way mommy brown trout carry bacteria!

by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ February 27, 2005

A Red

Refers to a non-menthol cigarette.Is called a red because of the red marking on its crush proof pack.Reds are also called full flavor cigarettes or regulars.Most popular brand is the Marborolo Red.

Dude #1:Hey gotta smoke?
Dude#2:Yea here.
Dude#1:Awhh!Is it a Red?
Dude#2:Yea why?
Dude#1:Reds make me sick,take it back.

by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ March 6, 2005

Hot-Carl

This is a simple maneuver where you withdraw your shaft from the bowels of her anus and place it directly into her mouth for a cleaning. Apparently some guy named Carl first tried this.

Ted:I could never do anal sex with tammy my pen15 would be all covered with shit.
Ned:Thats why you give her a hot carl plus it saves you time,water,and soap.

by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ February 28, 2005

tear gas

the act of farting in the palm of your hand and closing it very tightly so no substance comes out,then when some poor shmuck is not ready for it you unleash the gas from your kung-fu grip directly into the face of your victim.if done correctly you will bring tears to the eyes of the recevier.in some cases of tear gasing but very rare the victim will pass out.

hey chuck give your girlfriend betty a tear gasing!it might get her to finally shut up!

by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ February 28, 2005

skyliner

To have a massive erection which stands directly upward making it look as if there is a skyscraper in ones pants.May be easily spotted if one were to wear sweatpants.

You may wanna tuck that,it looks like your packin a skyliner between your legs.

by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ March 9, 2005

Milwaukee's beast

Refers to the nasty brand of beer called Milwaukee's Best Lite.This is one of the worst tasting beers that was ever brewed.Imangine taking a sip from a cup that tastes like someone pissed in it 3 hours before you drank it well that would be the aweful taste of "The Beast".Word of advice when drinking beer go for a lager not a piss colored or tasting frost brewed peice of crap.

Man#1:Wanna cold one?
Man#2:Yea sure.
Man#1: You Want Yungling or "The Beast"?
Man#2:Yungling bro "The Beast" tastes like Im swishing around piss in my mouth.

by SIR DIRTY SANCHEZ March 12, 2005