SGT.PLOW's definitions

cockbeater

someone who beats the semen out of cum guzzling whores

crapface says to Sgt.Plow "quit beating my cock will ya?!" you cockbeater....*whimpers* *sniffle*

by SGT.PLOW January 28, 2008

Mary

1.the one and ONLY true VIRGIN Mary is Jesus' mother the virgin mary according to the bible and scriptures
2.Mary or more than one > can have several meanings

1.mary should have kept holy and innocent but soaked herself or himself with non virgin acts
2.mary claims she had no lambs but has the biggest ass of all
3.mary so not contrary
4.mary enjoys a lot of activites like shopping and bar hopping with rich men
5.mary is lost in loveeeeee with Mike

by SGT.PLOW February 1, 2008

ManBitch

a male who does more whining than a female and uttering of useless nonsense that doesnt go anywhere hence manbitch. uses phrases 8,9,10 year-old little girls would say such as ewwwwwwww omg lala skipping rope and so on

1.see that manbitch over there?
2.yea I see
1.he cries more than my 12 year old neice
2.no doubt too bad for him and his mommy

by SGT.PLOW February 1, 2008

Lang

to be someone or be a nobody

a. meh a someone
b. meh a nobody > lang
c. meh have no feelings
d. meh wanna cry waaaa waaa
e. meh like skittles

by SGT.PLOW February 3, 2008

COCK

example : to cock my big nuts
example : to cock-a-doodle doo ; a Rooster
example : cocky conceited shitbreaths like U
example : it's all about the cock ;)

killer candy orgasmic cuntlova

can orgasm cuntface killa

They complained debated and kept bitchin about the size of my cock

by SGT.PLOW January 29, 2008

finky

a rotten fish with claw scars from a cat... I mean COUGAR hence "finky the stinky fish" I made this name up so I don't smell so stinky

1.finky the fish goes swimming
2.cougar the cat swoops and eats finky like a organic grown apple
3.the end

by SGT.PLOW January 30, 2008

miss.ballooniverse

yorrick's momma or yorrick's old lady resembles a ballooniverse

yorrick's momma is a fat fucking miss.ballooniverse

by SGT.PLOW February 1, 2008