Anakin Skywalker

Some emo kid from the Star Wars saga that got his penis burned off in the lava of Mustafar in Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.
Anakin Skywalker: Ahhh! My penis!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Hahahahahahahahaha!
by S4v4nn4h January 12, 2006
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Luke Skywalker

He looks ugly because Mark Hamill (The dude who played Luke) was in a car accident after Star Wars episode IV: A New Hope. So, they had to do all sorts of reconstructive surgery on his face. But he was hot in the first movie.

So shut up.
Beth: Luke Skywalker is ugly!!!

Savannah: *Punchpunchpunch*
by S4v4nn4h January 12, 2006
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Simple Plan

A band full of whiney-ass bitches who constanly complain about how horrible their lifes are and how much their dad didn't love them or something.

Emos love this band.
And that is why I hate them.
Emo: I went to see Simple Plan last night. It made me feel so good that I cut myself.

Me: *Stabstabstab*
by S4v4nn4h January 12, 2006
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hayden christensen

Although this guy is deffinetly straight, he has the WORST acting ability I have EVER seen. He pretty much fails at his role as Anakin Skywalker.
Hayden Christensen: *Sappy Doofus Voice* Don't make me kill you...
by S4v4nn4h January 18, 2006
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