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8 definitions by Ryan Guide

 
1.
The number one cause of vaginal tearing resulting in bad days for both women and men.
My cooter hurts; I thought I told you to trim the fingernail on your poker finger.
by Ryan Guide August 20, 2007
 
2.
1. A baby born with the HIV, because its mama had a smelly cooter.
2. A rich kid crying about something unimportant.
1. Tamiqua popped an AIDS baby out of her birth canal.
2. Ryan started crying like an AIDS baby after he got stabbed in the face.
by Ryan Guide October 06, 2007
 
3.
A donkey punch which is performed at the top of a staircase or water slide.
Thud! Thud! Thud!
Concerned Dad: What's all the commotion?!
Ryan: Sorry, sir. I just gave your daughter a pink toboggan.
by Ryan Guide September 05, 2008
 
4.
A euphemism for marijuana. Instead of explicitly asking a random person for an illegal substance, it is used out of politeness and legal reasons.
Old hippy guy: Hey man... you got a brain-donor card?
Young dready: A brain-donor card? What the fuck is that?!
by Ryan Guide December 09, 2007
 
5.
Short for: "The mastering of whores."
A typical saying of men from the northern midwestern states (ie: Minnesota and Wisonsin), born in the 20's, 30', or 40's.
Used to describe the act of buying sluts drinks with the intention of engaging in sexual relations with them on weekend nights.
Grandpa: When I was your age, me & George went whore-masting every night.
Grandson: What's "whore-masting"?
Grandpa: The mastering of whores!
Grandson: Okay.
by Ryan Guide October 24, 2008
 
6.
A fool who smokes moth-balls.
My roommate is such a moth-head; I caught him scavenging moth-balls and rat poison in the attic at five in the morning.
by Ryan Guide January 17, 2008
 
7.
A euphemism for marijuana. Instead of explicitly asking a random person for an illegal substance, it is used out of politeness and legal reasons.
Old hippy guy: Hey man... you got any spell books?
Emo kid: I think my mom might have one.
by Ryan Guide December 09, 2007