8 definitions by Ryan Guide
A euphemism for marijuana. Instead of explicitly asking a random person for an illegal substance, it is used out of politeness and legal reasons.
Old hippy guy: Hey man... you got a brain-donor card?
Young dready: A brain-donor card? What the fuck is that?!
Young dready: A brain-donor card? What the fuck is that?!
by Ryan Guide December 10, 2007
Short for: "The mastering of whores."
A typical saying of men from the northern midwestern states (ie: Minnesota and Wisonsin), born in the 20's, 30', or 40's.
Used to describe the act of buying sluts drinks with the intention of engaging in sexual relations with them on weekend nights.
A typical saying of men from the northern midwestern states (ie: Minnesota and Wisonsin), born in the 20's, 30', or 40's.
Used to describe the act of buying sluts drinks with the intention of engaging in sexual relations with them on weekend nights.
Grandpa: When I was your age, me & George went whore-masting every night.
Grandson: What's "whore-masting"?
Grandpa: The mastering of whores!
Grandson: Okay.
Grandson: What's "whore-masting"?
Grandpa: The mastering of whores!
Grandson: Okay.
by Ryan Guide October 24, 2008
My roommate is such a moth-head; I caught him scavenging moth-balls and rat poison in the attic at five in the morning.
by Ryan Guide January 18, 2008
1. A baby born with the HIV, because its mama had a smelly cooter.
2. A rich kid crying about something unimportant.
2. A rich kid crying about something unimportant.
1. Tamiqua popped an AIDS baby out of her birth canal.
2. Ryan started crying like an AIDS baby after he got stabbed in the face.
2. Ryan started crying like an AIDS baby after he got stabbed in the face.
by Ryan Guide October 7, 2007
by Ryan Guide August 21, 2007
A euphemism for marijuana. Instead of explicitly asking a random person for an illegal substance, it is used out of politeness and legal reasons.
by Ryan Guide December 10, 2007
Thud! Thud! Thud!
Concerned Dad: What's all the commotion?!
Ryan: Sorry, sir. I just gave your daughter a pink toboggan.
Concerned Dad: What's all the commotion?!
Ryan: Sorry, sir. I just gave your daughter a pink toboggan.
by Ryan Guide September 5, 2008