43 definitions by Russell Clark

A feminine version of Skeletor of He Man/Masters of the Universe cartoon fame. Any skinny and unattractive or scarecrow-like white female. An SWF survivor of crack or crystal meth addiction.
Marcus: "Hey He Man, check out your arch rival standing there at the edge of the bar." Bob: "you mean the skinny girl over there with the big hair?" Marcus: "Yeah, that's what's her name. . . Skelatrix . . with the methylated grill.

Bob: "You're crazy, Marcus, if you're suggesting that I . . ." Marcus: "Chill, Bobby Brown, I know you're already hittin' that!"
by Russell Clark December 3, 2006
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An embarrassing lie from which one cannot extricate oneself.
He was caught in a chaw once they confronted him with the person whom he said started the rumor.
by Russell Clark September 24, 2003
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Of or pertaining to infectious diseases contracted through exposure to a medical treatment or facility or to medical complications caused by a physician's prescribed course of treatment.
Every episode of the popular series, House, MD is an entertaining study in the horrors of iatrogenia.
by Russell Clark December 5, 2006
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Describing a student with more college hours than typically required for graduation but who remains ineligible for a degree.
Yo, that mug been to 'bout eight different universities in the past 10 years though he still openlid!
by Russell Clark May 22, 2003
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Jody is finishing dinner and logging to play WoW. Laters, facers!

Hey, just because I leave FB open on my BB all the time doesn't mean I'm a Facer!
by Russell Clark February 23, 2009
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a sheet of paper, chewed into tiny sections, covered with spit and shaped into a ball, which when thrown forcefully against a flat surface such as a teacher's blackboard completely covers the surface with myriad tiny saliva-drenched paper pieces.
When Brother Martin stepped out of the catechism classroom to take a call, which he did every class period, Ricky spit out onto his hand the multiple gerb he had been nursing and hurled it against the big dry erase board. The tiny spittle covered pieces instantly splattered across the board and around its edges. The splatter of white against white wasn't noticed until having dried thoroughly over the weekend.
by Russell Clark November 25, 2006
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A term of possible Southern US origin connoting a group of half-siblings, each of whom possesses a different babydaddy and on one or more of whom's behalf the mother receives a crazy check. The term posseses no singular form and is distinct in meaning from the similar term, chirren, which is a simple corruption of the standard English, children.
After Suzy won the lotto last year she went Parish Chilton big time and like crazy fast, fried and dyed her hair, got Botox, Lipo and boob implants and then moved with her passle of chirrens into that abandoned mansion of a spec house there in Collyel - you know, the one with the large swimming pool shaped like the Jim Beam bottle. But wouldn't you know it. . . it wasn't long after this that each of those chirrens' babydaddies came out of the woodwork to show sudden interest in the welfare of his respective child. You know, I think one of the jokers even tried to claim that he had paternity over all of the children!
by Russell Clark December 3, 2006
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