82 definitions by Running out of patience
These are the secret panty raids that uniformed workmen go on when you are at work. Ever notice a creamy substance all over your panties on water softener day? How about when the you left the key for the cable guy? Were your bras and panties all stretched out and sticky? Thought so.
"I just know that softener man splooged in my silks last Wednesday. Those uniformed panty raids are increasing."
by Running out of patience April 8, 2008
Probably the lamest holiday known to man. Just a ridiculous waste of time. I would celebrate groundhog's day way before this lame ass day. It is for wimpy puppy dog types that are about to get their lives ruined by an evil snatch.
by Running out of patience February 14, 2008
These are arrogant yuppies that decided to become republicans so people think that they are richer than they actually are. They are usually uneducated ass kissers that are just a few paychecks away from the street. They think they are high and mighty though, and want to join the republicans.
I can't believe that fuck stick brother of mine. He used to be just like us but since he had a few lucky breaks now he thinks his shit doesn't stink and he decides to become a repuke overnight. He is a reborn repuke. Wait until his boss kicks him to the curb and his wife bangs a shaved ape.
by Running out of patience June 4, 2010
by Running out of patience April 4, 2008
by Running out of patience April 4, 2008
Someone who thinks just because he is in a car, no one will notice him picking his nose. Really lame looking.
by Running out of patience November 14, 2008
This is what sexually frustrated teenagers do when trying to deal with stirrings from the opposite sex.
"I sure had a severe case of blue balls when Sandy kept beaving me at the party. I had to frusterbate at the filling station on the way home.
by Running out of patience May 3, 2009