by Running out of patience April 10, 2007
Get the mexican crotch cricketsmug. These are usually semi-professional caucasian women that are overweight and always have stringy hair and work in administrative positions. They usually have blue eyes and put on a ton of makeup. The black man is extremely attracted to these sugar mamas, as they refer to them, because they make a lot of money in comparison to the welfare ho's they left behind. The sugar mamas themselves are equally attracted to the black man, due to some kind of unfinished business with their fathers.
It looks like Ellen has gotten to be sugar mama again. When that black temp. brought her back from lunch she was walking funny. Every time he goes back to work she keeps wiggling her crossed legs and grunting.
by Running out of patience December 31, 2008
Get the sugar mamamug. by Running out of patience February 05, 2007
Get the grandfather eating ice creammug. by Running Out of Patience February 03, 2007
Get the savagemug. These tend to be enormous cows with great big hineys. They start to blimp out shortly after they reach puberty. They tend to grow up on pig farms and take french showers regularly.
"What is the difference between iowa girls and a basketball? If you absolutely have to, you can eat a basketball."
"What is the difference between an iowa girl and a catfish? One has whiskers and smells like a fish. The other one IS a fish."
"What is the difference between an iowa girl and a catfish? One has whiskers and smells like a fish. The other one IS a fish."
by running out of patience April 12, 2008
Get the iowa girlsmug. by Running out of patience April 08, 2007
Get the glisteningmug. A man who has difficulty achieving an erection without wearing some article of women's clothing is sometimes referred to as a "silkworm."
by running out of patience April 16, 2008
Get the silkwormmug.