Running out of patience's definitions

licorice stick

A black man's penis is sometimes called a "licorice stick."

My husband went insane after he saw that licorice stick in my pooper.

by Running out of patience January 20, 2008

angry truck men

These are little, under-achieving men with low self esteem that tailgate people and make loud hot rod sounds with their 8000 lb. noisemakers. They are usually wife beating drunks and have crappy jobs. The size of the truck in many instances is inversely proportional to the size of his "junk." It makes people like me laugh my ass off when they can't get their way in traffic.

"Man. Those angry truck men are really following us closely. Bruce, grab the gun."

by running out of patience January 5, 2008

pie wagon

This is a broad that looked cute as a bug when she snared a man into marrying her. It didn't take long for her to become an abrasive hog....just one or two kids and a few too many cheeseburgers. Now she is fat as a cow and eats bon bons all day. She will eventually divorce him for his alimony and move in with a black or maybe a mexican man.

"Man, that Jimmy married a pie wagon, didn't he? I'm glad I don't have to plank that hog. How does he get his wiener in between those mountains of flab.?

by running out of patience May 18, 2008

republican

Someone who's pillow I wipe my dick on after I bang the shit out of his wife.

"Man, if that republican boss of mine only knew how loud that bitch can scream."

by Running out of patience July 6, 2008

gang gestures

This is a type of sign language that gangs of juvenile delinquents use as a type of secret communication. Comes from all of those years of spearing things in the jungles and communicating with other spear hunters. (Wait, that requires intelligence). Anyway, it is impossible not to laugh at at, because it looks so hilarious.

"I just make up my own gang gestures when I see those crime-monkeys gesturing at me. They think I'm nuts that way."

by running out of patience March 30, 2008

stink wind

When a republican comes back from a long lunch and stinks up the hallway when he drops a log in the restroom. They are so convinced they shit candy that they don't even notice. Then he wonders why his secretary doesn't want to polish his knob.

"Robert just got back from lunch. I can smell the stink wind already."

by Running out of patience March 7, 2008

pedocop

A deputy or police officer who belongs to daughter swappin'clubs. Their morals are too high to bang their own, so they trade daughters with other homies on the force.

"Why do your hands always smell like shrimp when you come back from those "take your daughter to work days"? Are you a pedocop?"

by Running out of patience January 27, 2007