24 definitions by Ruhbee!
Chicken and eggs of any preparation, but most commonly the health-nut favorite, chicken and egg whites.
Waitress - "You ready to order?"
Customer - "Yes please, I'll have the women and children, whites only, wheat toast no butter, a side of fruit and an O.J. Oh, and can you please bring some salsa with that too?"
Waitress - "Comin right up honey."
Customer - "Yes please, I'll have the women and children, whites only, wheat toast no butter, a side of fruit and an O.J. Oh, and can you please bring some salsa with that too?"
Waitress - "Comin right up honey."
by Ruhbee! February 2, 2008
The highly revered, book-width gap between some girl's legs, accentuated by tight pants or a really short mini skirt. Beneficial for girls not flexible enough for the "suitcase", this gap makes the deepest penetration possible by getting the legs out of the way.
"I admit Sascha has nice breasts, but her face is a bit too weathered for me."
- Maurice
"I don't know Steve, she's got a wicked schpace, and that's all it takes to get me up and ready..."
- Glenn
- Maurice
"I don't know Steve, she's got a wicked schpace, and that's all it takes to get me up and ready..."
- Glenn
by Ruhbee! March 23, 2007
A pack of mallrats, gang members or hoodlums. Any large group of unimpressive people.
Etymology: Googol - coined by Milton Sirotta 1938: A "1", followed by one hundred "0"s.
Etymology: Googol - coined by Milton Sirotta 1938: A "1", followed by one hundred "0"s.
1. While overweight, pasty and mute, Erica aspired to be more than an extra in movies and hoped her racy clothing would gain her notice over the rest of the googol.
I like this salon because I can park my car right in front and avoid the googols that plague the mall.
I like this salon because I can park my car right in front and avoid the googols that plague the mall.
by Ruhbee! January 28, 2009
Bob is an alcoholic and drinks all day but his brother Steve is a workic and spends his nights in the office.
by Ruhbee! September 7, 2006
An affair with a predetermined beginning and end, allowing a couple to grow as close as they want to during the affair without complicating their lives after the predetermined end.
The term was coined after the character Mitch Buchannon of the TV show Baywatch. Mitch needed to be presented as a romantic heartthrob capable of love, but one who, in order to keep the show interesting, could never be tied down. This forced writers to send all of his loves off to the other side of the world, whether for scientific research, caring for a dying parent or to "find themselves".
This allowed Mitch's heirum to transcend the superficial booty-call status but fall just short of marriage and permanence.
The term was coined after the character Mitch Buchannon of the TV show Baywatch. Mitch needed to be presented as a romantic heartthrob capable of love, but one who, in order to keep the show interesting, could never be tied down. This forced writers to send all of his loves off to the other side of the world, whether for scientific research, caring for a dying parent or to "find themselves".
This allowed Mitch's heirum to transcend the superficial booty-call status but fall just short of marriage and permanence.
E- "Wow, Steve, do you have a girlfriend now?"
S- "No Eric, Why?"
E- "Who was that girl you were with the other night? You two looked like newlyweds, and you seemed so much more than eachother's bootycall"
S- "Oh, that was my Buchannon affair, Nikita. She has some important job in Russia and comes here for a few weeks once a year for recertification or something. Since we already know when she's leaving, it allows us to be as close as we want without worrying about anything too long term.
E- "Oh, like Mitch Buchannon, I get it..."
S- "No Eric, Why?"
E- "Who was that girl you were with the other night? You two looked like newlyweds, and you seemed so much more than eachother's bootycall"
S- "Oh, that was my Buchannon affair, Nikita. She has some important job in Russia and comes here for a few weeks once a year for recertification or something. Since we already know when she's leaving, it allows us to be as close as we want without worrying about anything too long term.
E- "Oh, like Mitch Buchannon, I get it..."
by Ruhbee! October 16, 2007
The often intimidating gaze of undivided lust issued by a gay man towards his prey. Characteristics include upright posture, an inflated chest, a forward-titled head, upward gaze and nothing less than a Mona Lisa smile.
The Christmas party was fantastic with the exception that once the company wet-eyes got a few drinks in them they lined up and gave me ten minutes of the Care Bear Stare.
by Ruhbee! August 22, 2006
The often intimidating gaze of undivided lust issued by a gay man towards his prey. Characteristics include upright posture, an inflated chest, a forward-titled head, upward gaze and nothing less than a Mona Lisa smile.
The Christmas party was fantastic with the exception that once the company wet-eyes got a few drinks in them they lined up and gave me ten minutes of the Care-Bear-Stare.
by Ruhbee! August 9, 2006