12 definitions by Rudy Hobbes Calvin
Music that is for guys with an extra "Y" chromosome, that makes shitty gyms into monster factories just by playing it loud. Think Motorhead, Metallica, Helmet, Sepultura. Good for the car ride to a 5K or UFC walk out music. Hijacked by the likes of Limp Bizkit, Fuel, Incubus and other try hard poseurs.
by Rudy Hobbes Calvin June 13, 2021
by Rudy Hobbes Calvin May 31, 2021
A socially awkward, typically college aged male who doesn't fit into a particular peer group, except with other zools.
Zools play poker in their parent's basement and split 2 beers between 4-6 guys and get drunk from this. This is likely happening when events like Homecoming or the prom are going on. Zools also are generally smarter than their peers, and when they become successful in their career or financially, they turn into douchebags. But deep inside, they're always a zool.
Zools play poker in their parent's basement and split 2 beers between 4-6 guys and get drunk from this. This is likely happening when events like Homecoming or the prom are going on. Zools also are generally smarter than their peers, and when they become successful in their career or financially, they turn into douchebags. But deep inside, they're always a zool.
"Remember that zool from the dining hall who had the Eddie Money T-shirt and a Pac Man bookbag? He's ben retired since 45 and lives in Boca now."
by Rudy Hobbes Calvin May 19, 2021
by Rudy Hobbes Calvin May 29, 2021
"Troy got busted shoplifting a Slim Jim from Uni Mart about and hour ago. His ass is in the back of a police car now"
"Oouge..."
"Ditto that."
"Oouge..."
"Ditto that."
by Rudy Hobbes Calvin May 31, 2021
A patronizing name used to get under a person's skin. Akin to Tony Montana's "meng" from "Scarface", which can also be interpreted as "man". Used along the same lines as the more familiar "champ", "chief", "ace", and "sport".
by Rudy Hobbes Calvin May 27, 2021
by Rudy Hobbes Calvin June 11, 2021