RoyCoup's definitions
Smacking your lovers face with your dick repeatedly in a haphazard, aggressive fashion thereby inducing the disorientation and aggravation one feels while driving the New Jersey Turnpike.
"Sometimes, when the moment of our love making turns especially tender, I give Brenda The New Jersey Turnpike. Just to remind her not to take anything for granted."
"Marge wanted to know what it was like growing up in New Jersey, so I gave her the New Jersey Turnpike. 'What the fuck is your problem, asshole?' she yelled after I ruined her day. Hey, she wanted to know!"
"Marge wanted to know what it was like growing up in New Jersey, so I gave her the New Jersey Turnpike. 'What the fuck is your problem, asshole?' she yelled after I ruined her day. Hey, she wanted to know!"
by RoyCoup December 10, 2012
Get the The New Jersey Turnpikemug. "My goodness, Brenda. You have a smashing pair of jumboolies.""Thanks, Roy."
"So this girl was walkin' down the street with these massive jumboolies just out for the whole world to see and I had to look. I just had to."
"So this girl was walkin' down the street with these massive jumboolies just out for the whole world to see and I had to look. I just had to."
by RoyCoup November 16, 2012
Get the Jumbooliesmug.