RoyCoup's definitions

The Armpit Ambush

When you stick your smelly armpits in your lover's face unexpectedly.

Brenda didn't even think I would give her The Armpit Ambush when she went to kiss me goodnight last night. She was in for quite a surprise.

by RoyCoup December 4, 2012

The Abraham Lincoln

When your girlfriend is sitting in a chair and you come up behind her ever so quietly before busting a nut all over the back of her head.

It was wildly coincidental that while Susanna was watching a preview for the new Lincoln movie I gave her The Abraham Lincoln.

My girlfriend considers watching out for "The Abraham Lincoln" a form of Homeland Security.

by RoyCoup November 15, 2012