Making cruel and judgemental remarks about ones past. Especially if these remarks involve any of the following:
•Having sex with a piece of plastic(Also known as Pamela Anderson)
Gilbert Gottfried: "David Hasselhoff walks into a bar every morning. . . And then stays there until it closes!"
: STOP HOFFHASSELING DAVID!!!
An interesting strain of weed started in Spring, TX by an anonymous grower. Very odd buds, they actually look almost like leaves. Believed to be a cross between White Widow and Blue Widow
Guy1: Hey dude, pass me some of that Widow
Guy2:Dontcha mean "WHITE" widow?
Guy2:Nah, my dealer hooked me up
victim: aw hell naw, gunna get mah brains eatin by a gangle-fuck of zombie shit
A statement made in that sounds incredibly obvious
Tim: Bitches be tripping
Eric: When Charlie Sheen does a mountain of coke. . .
An orgy of "lols".
Usually formed by teenage Californian females.
Girl1:I was like Lol!
Girl2: Yeah! And he was lolling too!
Guy: I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO YOUR LOLGY!!!!
Going out into a tucked away area of a public location such as a community center or a park and forming a spot to hang out in.
Jim made a clubhouse in the forest near the school. It got knocked down. . . But it still kicked ass as a great Camping Experience.
someone with the evolutionary theory created by Charles Darwin.
Sara and Justin were discussing Evolution when. . .
Sara: All the pretty-smart people should destroy all ugly and stupid people to make way for smart and sexy people.
Justin: But I'm not pretty or smart!!!
Sara: You just got Darwin'd. . .
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