3 definitions by Ross 'Dex' Currie
Someone who is relegated to the sidelines so much that they're not even a cuck, they're the person in charge of giving the cuck a blowjob to get the cuck hard so that the cuck can sit in the corner and masturbate using his own tears as lube while someone else fucks his wife.
Lamplighter: I was gonna do great things. I almost did. Now look at me. I'm like the cuck, in the porn, sitting on the sidelines while the real heroes are out there doing the fucking.
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Hughie: You're not the cuck. I'm the cuck.
Lamplighter: Actually, you're worse. You're the cuck fluffer.
- Source: The Boys S2E07
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Hughie: You're not the cuck. I'm the cuck.
Lamplighter: Actually, you're worse. You're the cuck fluffer.
- Source: The Boys S2E07
by Ross 'Dex' Currie October 3, 2020
That time when the night is coming to an end, when girls have had enough of dancing with their friends and realise that if they don't find someone now, they're not going to get laid tonight.
The time varies from city to city, depending on how late your bars are open, but generally between midnight and 2am. During this time, girls are more open to the idea of doing bad things with you and more likely to go home with you
The time varies from city to city, depending on how late your bars are open, but generally between midnight and 2am. During this time, girls are more open to the idea of doing bad things with you and more likely to go home with you
Johnny was sad because he hadn't met a girl that night, but then realised it was fuckrush and quickly found himself one to take home.
by Ross 'Dex' Currie October 7, 2009
Japanese word for "honourable death by dishonourable singing". Hari-karaoke is literally dying of shame by poorly performing a song during a bout of karaoke.
by Ross 'Dex' Currie September 25, 2009