Roody's definitions

see Tarzan hear Jane

To see a gay man whose appearance is very muscled and masculine, and then to hear him speak in a very effeminate voice. Used to ridicule gay men who try to hide their effeminacy by working out and adopting the appearance of a he-man.

At first I thought Kurt was really hot, but it was see Tarzan hear Jane. As soon as he opens his mouth you know he's gay.

by Roody September 23, 2005

BOTTOM

As a verb, to be the bottom in gay sex.

He's usually a top, but he'll bottom for the right guy.

by Roody September 14, 2005

crack-ho thin

Extremely underweight; anorexic. From the typically emaciated appearance of a crack-ho.

Baby you got to eat! You lookin crack-ho thin.

by Roody September 7, 2005

pick up

To meet someone, usually at a bar or party, and persuade them to leave with you in order to have sex. Used for in-person encounters, as opposed to hookup, which can also be used for internet meetings for sex.

Did you pick up last night?
No, man, I was there till the lights went on.

by Roody September 14, 2005

shoe size

euphemistic term for penis length

What's his shoe size?
9 wide!

by Roody September 7, 2005

safe

adverb or adjective, short for "safe sex".

Do you bb?
No man, I only play safe.

by Roody September 14, 2005

escort

as a verb, to serve as an escort in the sense of 'male prostitute.' Stressed ES-cort, as opposed to the ordinary word es-CORT, meaning simply 'to accompany'.

Jimmy still EScorts from time to time for some extra cash.

by Roody September 14, 2005