A fat looking person that is a hypocrite. Unfortunately, not to be confused with Hippopotomous, which is an ugly purple mammal. The word hyppocrite has become obsolete. Viva la revolucion.
Man 1So what he won? I don't care.
Man 1 to Man 2: Dang.. i'm so jealous!
Man 2 to Man 1: At least he doesn't weigh more than your parents combined, like *someone* I know...You're such a Hippocrytapotomous