3 definitions by Rompinthomspon

The crunchie rusty treats you eat when going down on a female who doesn't clean themselves, especially during their periods.
Man, I hope Lucas knows to look before he books with Cassie tonight. She has a long record of 1st date plates serving Cunt Crackers, Twat Twigs and Snatch Ratch.
by Rompinthomspon November 3, 2021
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A female who won't leave her current marriage because she doesn't want to be the one who looks bad but continues to cheat with any guy she can
Cassie is such a bored panda
by Rompinthomspon April 15, 2018
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A female with an overly large clitoris. A lady boner.
Also
A female still wearing a tampon when you start to have sex.
Last night, I panicked when SassieCassie took her clothes off. I was intimidated by the size of her flacid twat twig. Its almost the same size as mine.
by Rompinthomspon November 3, 2021
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