5 definitions by RollingFuckBale

rolling fuck bale

Used to describe the excitement and/or anxiety of iterative "fuck!" moments, as if being chased downhill by a rolling bale of hay.

Travis & Andy showed up at the party, so of course it turned into a rolling fuck bale.

by RollingFuckBale February 13, 2022

Off-brand Fabulous

The cheap brand, or version, of a product that is so bad yet memorable that it creates an emotional connection in your mind.

Have you seen The Rings of Power?? It's Amazon's new LOTR series. I'm telling you girl, it's off-brand fabulous.

by RollingFuckBale September 8, 2022

off-brand fabulous

The cheap brand/version of a product that is so bad yet memorable that it creates an emotional connection in your mind, often confused with actual appreciation or novelty.

Have you seen The Rings of Power?? It's Amazon's new LOTR series. I'm telling you girl, it's off-brand fabulous.

by RollingFuckBale September 8, 2022

Vanilla envelopes

Actors who can play white people roles. Derived from the mispronunciation of *manila* envelopes.

me: did you hear Asa is running in '24?
dad: so we're talking pence, desantis, asa, ... man, SNL may run out of vanilla envelopes this weekend!

by RollingFuckBale April 2, 2023

Exhibit 5

When someone presents evidence contradicting what you just denied.

Prosecutor: "do you think Pelosi is a traitor?"
MTG: "I'm not answering the question. ...I never said that."

Prosecutor: "bring up exhibit 5"
MGT: "OH! 😳 Wait, hang on..."

by RollingFuckBale April 23, 2022