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Dick Lip

(masculine) 1) A man whose mouth is bigger than his dick. 2) One who exaggerates sexual exploitations, or lies about who he has had sex with.
e.g., John that dick lip motherfucker said he fucked three chicks last night. Classical "You dick lip motherfucker...shut the fuck up!"
by Roland_07 August 19, 2007
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self copulation

(technical jargon) When a situation you intended to turn out one way turns out to be completely something you never imagined. Often occuring the the area of politics, relationships or sports when an individual or group gets involved in a situation they cannot get out of. Often referred to as the state of being or art of being "fucked."
e.g. Damn, Dick, our foreign policy blows. We really self copulated when we invaded Iraq.
e.g. My date with Jill didn't turn out like I planned. She's not the dinner whore I thought she was, so I went home to contemplate with self copulation.
by Roland_07 October 4, 2007
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