Roland_07's definitions

M.I.C.

(tech jargon) An acronym standing for "Made In China" use to describe poor manufactured textiles, automobiles, parts or anything that is considered to be defective. Colloquial use by those in the Southeastern United States following the recall of several Made in China products, tooth paste, toys, etc. Often use to describe a person that is considered as "defective" with one or more personality flaws, e.g., someone that is unable to get along with others. It should be noted that the acronym is pronouced like the word "mike" and not like the derogatory term used to describe someone of Irish ethnicity.

Damn, John, your car won't start again. I told you not to buy the M.I.C. car.
John's M.I.C. personality really wins him the Asshole of the Year Award.
Man, this hamburger really blows. I bet it's a M.I.C.

by Roland_07 September 27, 2007

self copulation

(technical jargon) When a situation you intended to turn out one way turns out to be completely something you never imagined. Often occuring the the area of politics, relationships or sports when an individual or group gets involved in a situation they cannot get out of. Often referred to as the state of being or art of being "fucked."

e.g. Damn, Dick, our foreign policy blows. We really self copulated when we invaded Iraq.
e.g. My date with Jill didn't turn out like I planned. She's not the dinner whore I thought she was, so I went home to contemplate with self copulation.

by Roland_07 October 4, 2007