Roger's definitions

doored

v. to crash into and/or over a driver's side door(of a vehicle) while riding your bike. A painful biking experience
where two conflicting world-views collide.

What happened to your face?!
I was riding down first and some fucking yuppie got out of their beamer without looking and I got doored and did a face plant. Fuck!

by roger February 3, 2004

hummer

1. Similar to a blowjob, but more pleasurable to the ass clown giving it than to the Boofer getting it.
2. Also know as "gobbling" one's stuff...

"Darren is an ass clown, but he gives great hummers", said Jace.

by Roger February 26, 2003

school

A boring place where you learn and get homework. See homework, education, and learning

i lern aLot frum skool

by Roger March 12, 2005

fantastic coward

a guy that is real cocky and who thinks he's "too hot to handle" but in actuallity is just a big pussy that still sucks on his mommy's tits

kevin is such a fantastic coward cause he thinks he can play ball but was too scared to try out for the basketball team cause everyone was bigger than him

by roger February 22, 2005

taz

temporary autonomous zone, from Hakim Bey's TAZ: Broadsheets of Ontological Anarchism. Opposite of a PAZ which is a permanent autonomous zone. Any temporary liberated space (ie, a squat, a street for a party, a phonebooth for a prank/art sabotage

The women made a circle of yurts in the field and assigned armed guards to the perimeter so that their TAZ might be a safe place for the hellraising weekend to follow.

by roger April 28, 2006

Queef

A yummy mexican snack

My sloppy china is a queef taco

by Roger May 19, 2004

thrift score

finding something of value for cheap in a store or yardsale(not on the internet)

Check it this thrift score: leopard print platform shoes!

by roger February 1, 2004