questech

Rating system implemented in the 2003 season to rate MLB umpires' performances. One of the worst ideas in baseball history.

QuesTech may have been a bad idea, but it couldn't possibly have been as bad an idea as making the All-Star Game winner have home field advantage in the World Series.

by Rodney Basil October 24, 2003

Los Coyotes

Hispanic gang orientated in the suburbs of LA. Not a threat to anyone's well-being.

Some Los Coyotes members shot the old couple to death and stole the $5 they were carrying with them. Except for the fact that the old couple was a pair of mannequins.

by Rodney Basil May 19, 2004

esp

Extra-Sensory-Perception. Often referred to as "The sixth Sense". Often used in conversation when one makes a lucky guess as to what someone is about to say.

M.C. Hammer: I want to-

Patrick Surtain: SLEEP!

M.C. Hammer: Hey! I was just going to say that!

Patrick Surtain: I must have ESP!

by Rodney Basil November 02, 2003

Cheetos

Orange crunchy snack that can be cheesy, very cheesy, dangerously cheesy, or spicy. Also many shapes and sizes. There are even non-crunchy ones.

I honestly like the wheel-shaped Cheetos best. I mean, that's just one guy's opinion, though.

by Rodney Basil October 07, 2003

Old-Timer

Old person. Usually an insult, and often used when talking directly to said old person. Slightly less derogatory than geezer.

"Hey, old-timer, why don't you learn how to parallel park?

by Rodney Basil June 02, 2004

86'd

Eliminated, rubbed out, scratched, or, more bluntly, killed.

For a more accurate definition see 86.

They 86'd Vinnie Pagliaguzzi after he went to the police with information about last week's heist.

by Rodney Basil May 05, 2004

'Stache

Short for "mustache/moustache".

The man's 'stache wasn't very well-trimmed, so I suggested that he shave it off.

by Rodney Basil June 10, 2004