Rodney Basil's definitions

A's

1) Plural form of the best grade possible. A+'s seem to be almost nonexistent nowadays.

2) Nickname of the American League West's Oakland Athletics.

1) Herman got two A's in two days, thanks to his hour-a-night study program.

2) In 1914, the Braves beat the A's in the World Series. That won't likely happen soon, as the A's can't seem to escape the first round of the playoffs. See choke.

by Rodney Basil May 5, 2004

Retiree

One who is retired. More often than not, a retiree is older than 70.

Retirees live at home until they have to live in a nursing home.

by Rodney Basil July 28, 2004

No more wire hangers

What a stepmother would yell at you if she found a wire hanger in your closet after specifically telling you that wire hangers are just not acceptable. You would then be beaten about with the aforementioned wire hanger.

"You fool! I said plastic hangers! But this...This is a wire hanger! No more wire hangers!"

by Rodney Basil December 21, 2003

Weapons of Math Instruction

Your basic tools for teaching math: Protractor, ruler, compass, etc.

They forced the man off the plane because he said he was carrying weapons of math instruction.

by Rodney Basil December 14, 2003

Edd

Comes up with all the crazy contraptions for the Eds of the famed cul-de-sac on Ed, Edd, n Eddy. Wears a sock on his head, and hides something that has never been seen and never will be seen. Referred to as "Double D".

"I love chickens, Double D!"

-Ed

by Rodney Basil October 20, 2003

Knucks

Short for brass knuckles.

Don't punch me when you're wearing those knucks.

by Rodney Basil October 5, 2003

deodorant

Substance applied to underarm to cover up the smell emitted by armpits.

The French aren't that smelly. But they do have smelly cheese.

by Rodney Basil December 9, 2003