Rodney Basil's definitions

15 minutes of fame

See Steve Bartman, Martha Burke, Sirhan Sirhan, Karen Ann Quinlan, and Ja Rule.

"Everyone gets 15 minutes of fame."
-Andy Warhol

"I'm still waiting for mine."
-Rodney Basil

by Rodney Basil May 12, 2004

Los Coyotes

Hispanic gang orientated in the suburbs of LA. Not a threat to anyone's well-being.

Some Los Coyotes members shot the old couple to death and stole the $5 they were carrying with them. Except for the fact that the old couple was a pair of mannequins.

by Rodney Basil May 19, 2004

esp

Extra-Sensory-Perception. Often referred to as "The sixth Sense". Often used in conversation when one makes a lucky guess as to what someone is about to say.

M.C. Hammer: I want to-

Patrick Surtain: SLEEP!

M.C. Hammer: Hey! I was just going to say that!

Patrick Surtain: I must have ESP!

by Rodney Basil November 2, 2003

Cheetos

Orange crunchy snack that can be cheesy, very cheesy, dangerously cheesy, or spicy. Also many shapes and sizes. There are even non-crunchy ones.

I honestly like the wheel-shaped Cheetos best. I mean, that's just one guy's opinion, though.

by Rodney Basil October 7, 2003

The Marriam Webster Dictionary

An imaginary dictionary, created by the inventive minds who cannot spell Merriam-Webster.

The Marriam Webster Dictionary, if it existed, would probably contain words such as uneducated, illiterate, and bumpkin.

by Rodney Basil April 26, 2004

dinosaur

A prehistoric reptile that ruled the Earth for over 100 million years, all species became extinct around 65 million years ago.

Um, hello? Nobody has used the correct definition of "dinosaur" yet.

by Rodney Basil September 27, 2003

Perfect Game

In baseball, a complete game by a pitcher in which he does not allow any member of the opposing team to reach base.

No pitcher has ever recorded more than one perfect game.

by Rodney Basil May 23, 2004