Rodney Basil's definitions

bowl

Very simple device, used to hold unstable food.

Pass the chili bowl, please.

by Rodney Basil September 27, 2003

hoagie

Sub sandwich.

Hoagies are in the city, SubWay is in the suburbs.

by Rodney Basil September 29, 2003

Dr. Scholls

Maker of shoe insoles that will cause you to become "Gellin' like a felon".

There's no tellin' how much I'm gellin'.

Hey Helen! You gellin'?

I'm gellin' like a felon! Want some melon?

I'm like Magellan I'm so gellin'.

by Rodney Basil October 7, 2003

Royal Rumpus

1. A butt that is royal.

2. The nickname for one Princess Toadstool (Peach) of Mushroom Kingdom.

3. An insult, that is appropriate when someone is acting stuck up or snotty.

1. Your royal rumpus is big.

2. The Royal Rumpus got kidnapped by Bowser.

3. You're such a royal rumpus.\Your royal rumpus always gets it's way.

by Rodney Basil October 23, 2003

Baddest

Toughest, coolest.

Always used complimentary, unless used by someone who has poor grammar and does not know that the superlative form of "bad" is "worst".

Ironically, "baddest" and "worst" are complete opposites, despite the fact that at first glance, they appear to be synonyms.

Don't mess with Harold, he's the baddest one here!

by Rodney Basil July 10, 2004

scream name

Mistaken pronunciation of "screen name" by one Marzipan of Homestarrunner.com fame.

Well, I don't know what a scream name is, so there you go.

by Rodney Basil October 25, 2003

Abstract Art

Art with no defined meaning. Its purpose is to let the viewer interpret its meaning for him/herself. More often than not, abstract art is a collection of meaningless shapes and colors thrown onto a canvas. The intellectual art community, however, looks at this and calls the author a genius, promptly shelling out tons of money to buy a mess that could have been accidentally created by a two year old.

If you can't draw or paint but still want to earn millions of dollars as an artist, don't worry: Abstract art is for you!

by Rodney Basil August 21, 2004