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Definitions by Rodney Basil

Los Coyotes 

Hispanic gang orientated in the suburbs of LA. Not a threat to anyone's well-being.
Some Los Coyotes members shot the old couple to death and stole the $5 they were carrying with them. Except for the fact that the old couple was a pair of mannequins.
Los Coyotes by Rodney Basil May 19, 2004

Land Down Under

Australia. Appropriate nickname because of its location (below Asia) and the extreme differences between Australia and other continents/countries.

Animals: Koalas, Kangaroos, Echidnas, Platypi (Platypusses?), and Tasmanian Devils are creatures that only inhabit Australia in the wild.

Seasons: Australian summer is most other countries' winter, and vice versa.

Land: Mostly desert and open plains. Probably contains the highest percent of desert of any continent (Antarctica is tundra, not desert).

This would also be a good nickname for Antarctica, which is literally under every continent.
I'm not sure if the Land Down Under has any urban slang, unless you consider "Blimey!" and "mate" to be UrbanSpeak.

A Jillion 

Not a real unit of measure. Often used to exaggerate.
I had to write, like, a jillion-page essay! Due tomorrow!
A Jillion by Rodney Basil May 19, 2004
Hot, Good-looking.
She's da meat.
Da Meat by Rodney Basil May 15, 2004

15 minutes of fame 

See Steve Bartman, Martha Burke, Sirhan Sirhan, Karen Ann Quinlan, and Ja Rule.
"Everyone gets 15 minutes of fame."
-Andy Warhol

"I'm still waiting for mine."
-Rodney Basil

Surrender 101 

A course that must be taken in France along with foreign language.
Sac're bleu! My Surrender 101 teacher gave me a 6-page essay on the military successes of France! How do they expect me to pull that off?
Eliminated, rubbed out, scratched, or, more bluntly, killed.

For a more accurate definition see 86.
They 86'd Vinnie Pagliaguzzi after he went to the police with information about last week's heist.
86'd by Rodney Basil May 5, 2004