Garfield

1) 20th President of the United States. Was killed early into his term by Charles Giteau, whom Garfield had previously denied a job.

2) Comic book strip written by Jim Davis. The main character of the book is a large cat named Garfield, who is lazy and loves to eat.

1) Garfield was one of the seven Presidents born in Ohio.

2) Garfield smacked the spider with a newspaper.

by Rodney Basil June 05, 2004

A's

1) Plural form of the best grade possible. A+'s seem to be almost nonexistent nowadays.

2) Nickname of the American League West's Oakland Athletics.

1) Herman got two A's in two days, thanks to his hour-a-night study program.

2) In 1914, the Braves beat the A's in the World Series. That won't likely happen soon, as the A's can't seem to escape the first round of the playoffs. See choke.

by Rodney Basil May 06, 2004

lou cang

How Liu Kang of Mortal Kombat would spell his name if he was white.

Lou Cang lives in the U.S.A.

by Rodney Basil November 01, 2003

Perfect Game

In baseball, a complete game by a pitcher in which he does not allow any member of the opposing team to reach base.

No pitcher has ever recorded more than one perfect game.

by Rodney Basil May 23, 2004

Jealousity

This is, of course, not a real word. The real word is envy.

I said "Jealousity" one too many times in English class and was booted from said class for a week.

by Rodney Basil July 27, 2004

lefty

Someone (often a pitcher in baseball) who throws left-handed.

Lefty, throw me the ball!

by Rodney Basil October 24, 2003

'Stache

Short for "mustache/moustache".

The man's 'stache wasn't very well-trimmed, so I suggested that he shave it off.

by Rodney Basil June 10, 2004