90 definitions by Rodney Basil

Old-Timer

Old person. Usually an insult, and often used when talking directly to said old person. Slightly less derogatory than geezer.

"Hey, old-timer, why don't you learn how to parallel park?

by Rodney Basil June 2, 2004

lou cang

How Liu Kang of Mortal Kombat would spell his name if he was white.

Lou Cang lives in the U.S.A.

by Rodney Basil November 1, 2003

Perfect Game

In baseball, a complete game by a pitcher in which he does not allow any member of the opposing team to reach base.

No pitcher has ever recorded more than one perfect game.

by Rodney Basil May 23, 2004

triple-dog-dare

The superlative dare; Can only be used to counter a double-dare.

Rodney: I dare you to watch C-Span for two consecutive hours!

Basil: Well, I double-dare you to watch C-Span for two consecutive hours!

Rodney: Well, I triple-dog-dare you to watch C-Span for two consecutive hours!

by Rodney Basil November 3, 2003

jinkies

Exclamation of surprise; Most commonly used by one Velma in the late '60s and early '70s.

Jinkies, that monster is just a guy in a disguise!

by Rodney Basil October 8, 2003

Abstract Art

Art with no defined meaning. Its purpose is to let the viewer interpret its meaning for him/herself. More often than not, abstract art is a collection of meaningless shapes and colors thrown onto a canvas. The intellectual art community, however, looks at this and calls the author a genius, promptly shelling out tons of money to buy a mess that could have been accidentally created by a two year old.

If you can't draw or paint but still want to earn millions of dollars as an artist, don't worry: Abstract art is for you!

by Rodney Basil August 22, 2004

dinosaur

A prehistoric reptile that ruled the Earth for over 100 million years, all species became extinct around 65 million years ago.

Um, hello? Nobody has used the correct definition of "dinosaur" yet.

by Rodney Basil September 28, 2003