Rod Brock's definitions

Indigo Krapp

Author of "Montezuma's Revenge," a thriller novel where millions of hyper-intelligent amoeba invade the water supply of Tijuana, Mexico.

There I was, sitting on the toilet, reading "Montezuma's Revenge, by Indigo Krapp.

by Rod Brock March 11, 2007

a rag o' bone and a hank o' hair

An extremely emaciated individual.

Good lord, she's just a rag o' bone and a hank o' hair - a stiff wind would blow her away!

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

flatten it

To step on the gas. To "floor it."

Man, 'da policeman is catchin' up wit' us - flatten it!

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

salt and pepper

An interracial couple, one caucasian, and one black.

Steve was a bigot, and when atall black man and tiny white woman passed, holding hands, he frowned and muttered "salt and pepper."

by Rod Brock July 26, 2006

lobster bibb

An unusually large bibb sometimes offered to adults in restaurants which serve unusually messy or sloppy foods: lobster, ribs, cracked crab, etc.

Man, you need to carry a lobster bibb around with you - I swear you've always got crud on the front of your shirt.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

Alice the Goon

1.) A profoundly unattractive female member of a fictional aboriginal people called "the Goons," featured in the old "Popeye" cartoons. Alice had a squiggle for a mouth and a flowerpot for a hat, and wore a grass skirt, of sorts. She fancied Popeye as a love-interest, but Popeye wanted nothing to do with Alice, understandably. However, she was much larger and stronger than Popeye (when he was sans spinach, anyway), and she would pick him up and croon, in a robotic monotone, "I love Popeye. I love Popeye," while he struggled to get away.

2.) A term used to describe an unattractive female.

I swear, that lady who runs the hot dog stand is the original Alice the Goon.

by Rod Brock July 29, 2006

Herman the one-eyed German

A penis. Whimsical term for the male sexual member.

I hope Herman the one-eyed German isn't planning a visit tonight - I'm tired and have a headache.

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005