Rod Brock's definitions

four foot and a fag paper

Scottish slang to describe someone who is very short.

She's a wee thing, naught but four foot and a fag paper high, but she's got spunk.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

jump the fence

To abandon a heterosexual lifestyle for a homosexual one. May pertain to men or women.

Cynthia told me she's fed up with men, and might jump the fence.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

lobster bibb

An unusually large bibb sometimes offered to adults in restaurants which serve unusually messy or sloppy foods: lobster, ribs, cracked crab, etc.

Man, you need to carry a lobster bibb around with you - I swear you've always got crud on the front of your shirt.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

stinkbutt bastard

One who cuts a smelly fart in a circumstance in which all are grossed out and suffer, such as an office meeting, at the dinner table, in a restaurant, etc.

Have a little respect you stinkbutt bastard - it's your own grandmother's funeral!

by Rod Brock August 1, 2006

Indigo Krapp

Author of "Montezuma's Revenge," a thriller novel where millions of hyper-intelligent amoeba invade the water supply of Tijuana, Mexico.

There I was, sitting on the toilet, reading "Montezuma's Revenge, by Indigo Krapp.

by Rod Brock March 11, 2007

neanderthal

Primitive humans which lived throughout much of Europe, but particulary in France, and Germany. The term "Neanderthal," derives from the Neanderthal Valley in Germany, where the first fossils were found. Anatomically, they differed from their chief competitors, Cro-Magnon man in that they tended to be more squat, with thicker bones, and brow ridges. They existed through hunter-gathering activities, as did the Cro-Magnon, but seem to have been less technologically innovative, a quality which may have contributed to their ultimate demise.

How many Neanderthals died in encounters with wooly mammoths is anyone's guess.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

salt and pepper

An interracial couple, one caucasian, and one black.

Steve was a bigot, and when atall black man and tiny white woman passed, holding hands, he frowned and muttered "salt and pepper."

by Rod Brock July 26, 2006