Rod Brock's definitions

the demon did it

Term used to explain away a circumstance that no one accepts responsibility for, or that seemingly cannot be explained in a prosaic manner.

Mike: Who the fuck took a bite out of my sandwich?
Ike: I dunno. I guess the demon did it.

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

purple hermie

Older term. Identical in meaning to purple nerple.

Man, my arms are black and blue from all the purple hermies I've been getting at school.

by Rod Brock August 1, 2006

Johnny Brown Pants

The condition of having brown stains, or skid marks on your underwear. May also be used a locker room taunt by young children, or at home by siblings.

Kiddo, you've got one serious case of Johnny brown pants.

by Rod Brock May 22, 2006

wormwood

The name of a star in the biblical book of Revelation which falls to earth and poisons the waters.

Given the bitterness of the plant, Wormwood was a good choice for the name of the star that poisons the waters in the book of Revelation.

by Rod Brock July 30, 2006

chocaholic

One who enjoys and consumes chocolate with a regularity suggestive of addiction; a chocolate addict.

My ex-wife was a major chocaholic; she'd rather have chocolate than sex, any day.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

crazy pay

Government assistance for mentally ill persons: SSI, SSA, Medicaid.

They put him on crazy pay after his last manic episode, no way can he hold a job anymore.

by Rod Brock September 24, 2005

dickhead soup

Term for what is consumed by an individual who goes down on a woman after a man has ejaculated in her vagina. Similar in meaning to sloppy seconds.

Bill likes to eat pussy, and he had no idea Laurie had been with Pete that same evening; I hope he enjoyed the dickhead soup.

by Rod Brock May 22, 2006