RobertOldhead's definitions

the Works

1) A combo of great face, ass, and titties on a woman, or in other words really hot in every aspect

2) Going all the way

3) Everything

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1) "Daaaamn she's pgot it going on!"

2) "Dude, I hooked up with this fox I met at the bar last night."
"How'd you do?"
"I got the works."

3) "I'd like a bacon cheeseburger with the works...
because I'm fat."

by RobertOldhead April 3, 2008

text

An unfortunate side-effect to literacy.
Synonyms: words, letters, boring, funny sticky things, WTF?

Lamar: "I hate having to read all this text."
Joseph: "I just see lots of lines and scribbles."
Lamar: "I envy you."

by RobertOldhead November 3, 2008

thoughtful

adj. full of thought

Look at that jar with a brain in it. It sure is thoughtful.

by RobertOldhead December 11, 2007

Catch-22

see Catch-22

Catch-22

by RobertOldhead November 4, 2008

Bro Beard

n.
1. A beard style that naturally grows on a bro
2. A beard which innately designates someone as a bro

Variants:
-From chops to chin
-Strictly chin hair

"Dude, check that guy out! He's such a bro!"
"No kidding, check out his bro beard."

by RobertOldhead April 7, 2009

gelatocise

v.i. to eat gelato while exercising, particularly going on a walk through a city, the product of which is burning off the calories from walking that you just ingested from the gelato, therefore justifying the indulgence.

San Francisco is a great place to gelatocise!

by RobertOldhead September 1, 2010

n!

Internet slang for being excited about nothing! Or being excited for no reason! Typically a filler in a really terrible conversation.

Related to n.

Sarah(13:03): so.. yeah.
Ben(13:14): n!
Sarah(13:14): me2!

by RobertOldhead July 24, 2007