RobertOldhead's definitions

the Works

1) A combo of great face, ass, and titties on a woman, or in other words really hot in every aspect

2) Going all the way

3) Everything

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1) "Daaaamn she's pgot it going on!"

2) "Dude, I hooked up with this fox I met at the bar last night."
"How'd you do?"
"I got the works."

3) "I'd like a bacon cheeseburger with the works...
because I'm fat."

by RobertOldhead April 3, 2008

Bro Beard

n.
1. A beard style that naturally grows on a bro
2. A beard which innately designates someone as a bro

Variants:
-From chops to chin
-Strictly chin hair

"Dude, check that guy out! He's such a bro!"
"No kidding, check out his bro beard."

by RobertOldhead April 7, 2009

text

An unfortunate side-effect to literacy.
Synonyms: words, letters, boring, funny sticky things, WTF?

Lamar: "I hate having to read all this text."
Joseph: "I just see lots of lines and scribbles."
Lamar: "I envy you."

by RobertOldhead November 3, 2008

Catch-22

see Catch-22

Catch-22

by RobertOldhead November 4, 2008

letters

n. An old person's excuse for e-mail.

"Hunny, did you get my letters?"
"No G-ma, I've been checking my computer for weeks and they still haven't shown up. Maybe the server is down..."

by RobertOldhead January 13, 2009

SIFT

Acronym.
Sister I'd *have sex with* Too

Derivation of MILF

Peter: Dude, did you see Chad at parents' night? He's got such a MILF!
Joe: You should see his SIFT!

by RobertOldhead December 17, 2008

Nihowdy

Interjection.
Derived from Chinese for hello Nihao (你好) and the southern greeting Howdy!

Chinese Graduate Student at Texas A&M: "Nihowdy!"

by RobertOldhead December 9, 2008