6 definitions by Robert E. Porter, Jr.
(n) A mooch, a sponge, a ne'er-do-well or a person who lives off of someone else and sits in the house all day on his fat ass because he's too much of a douchebag to get a job and carry his own weight.
Betty: Paul is nothing but a tit sucker, you know.
Robert: Yes, I know. He uses her for her money and a roof over his head.
Betty: Just like a greedy puppy... he grabs hold of one tit and won't let go. What a tit sucker!
Robert: Yes, I know. He uses her for her money and a roof over his head.
Betty: Just like a greedy puppy... he grabs hold of one tit and won't let go. What a tit sucker!
by Robert E. Porter, Jr. January 28, 2006
(n.) any individual that reaches orgasm by reading cheap nasty books with no pictures, but containing very lurid and colorful depictions of every kind of sex imaginable.
See also cliterature.
See also cliterature.
by Robert E. Porter, Jr. August 7, 2007
(v) male masturbation
by Robert E. Porter, Jr. January 20, 2006
1. (v) to vomit
2. (v) In software engineering, the word is often used when a program terminates abnormally.
2. (v) In software engineering, the word is often used when a program terminates abnormally.
1. I drank 3 cases of beer and I upchucked for days.
2. "Hey, man, wake up! Your program just upchucked and the supervisors want it fixed now!"
2. "Hey, man, wake up! Your program just upchucked and the supervisors want it fixed now!"
by Robert E. Porter, Jr. August 20, 2006
1. (noun) Any amount of electronic and/or digital media (usually way too much), consisting of, but not limited to, text, like jokes (mostly not very funny at all), digital photographs, movies or animations (usually too long) of any type (i.e., of grandchildren, vacation spots or genitalia), or digital sounds, like music.
Most cyber-humor experts agree that most cyber-humor isn't really very humorous at all, but boring, vulgar, tasteless, or excessively counterproductive.
2. (verb) To mindlessly bombard all of your email buddies with an excessive amount of cyber-humor, such that it causes most of the recipients to want to puke their guts out.
Most cyber-humor experts agree that most cyber-humor isn't really very humorous at all, but boring, vulgar, tasteless, or excessively counterproductive.
2. (verb) To mindlessly bombard all of your email buddies with an excessive amount of cyber-humor, such that it causes most of the recipients to want to puke their guts out.
1. "Your cyber-humor really SUCKS, man..."
2. "Stop cluttering up my fucking inbox, man! You're cyber-humoring the SHIT outta me!"
2. "Stop cluttering up my fucking inbox, man! You're cyber-humoring the SHIT outta me!"
by Robert E. Porter, Jr. January 7, 2007
"You boys stop that toilet talk, hear?" said Dad.
(sample toilet talk:)
You're a kind and sensitive asshole even though you're a beautiful motherfucker, your mouth is actually a pussy, and your tongue a large clitoris. Shit, I'm full of toilet talk today. Sorry.
(sample toilet talk:)
You're a kind and sensitive asshole even though you're a beautiful motherfucker, your mouth is actually a pussy, and your tongue a large clitoris. Shit, I'm full of toilet talk today. Sorry.
by Robert E. Porter, Jr. January 21, 2006