Rob.'s definitions

caught masturbating

The act of being discovered while you are masturbating. This usually leads to pure humiliation, especially if the discoverer is a celebrity.

"Chase Rodrigue masturbated in his mom's truck when she went out to buy some groceries. However, our local weatherman caught him masturbating."

by Rob. February 2, 2003

Messy Anal Masturbation

The process of physically masturbating the anus causing feces and other forms of intestinal lubrication to be secreted out the anal cavity.

Wow. That kid sure likes his messy anal masturbation.

by Rob. February 1, 2003

horrible waste of skin

One who is considered so sub-societal, that they are thought of to be non-human.

See: Chase Rodrigue

"Chase Rodrigue is such a waste of skin"

by Rob. February 2, 2003

locker urination

A rare problem suffered by failures. Usually constitutes to community service hours and interrogations by the constable.

A problem faced by Chase Rodrigue.

"I heard about that Chase Rodrigue kid and his locker urination problem."

by Rob. February 1, 2003

drumstick

See: Masturbation Toy

"Chase Rodrigue asked me for a drumstick."

by Rob. February 2, 2003

Swastika

The symbol of the Nazis and usually used in hate crimes.

The symbol painted on the back of Riverbend Square, except backwards, by Chase Rodrigue.

That Chase Rodrigue can't even draw a swastika the right way!

by Rob. February 1, 2003