17 definitions by Rob St Evenage
Opposite of a (MILF) A mum you would'nt fuck even for a hundred million pounds and you were drunk on Absynth and hadn't had sex for 20 years because you'd been in prison for shagging really ugly woman even tho its not a crime...I'm just trying to give you an example. Lives in (Chavenage) pronouced Miiiwwwwwffff
by Rob St Evenage March 5, 2008
Ex footballer and football pundit/commentator for the BBC's Match of the Day. Born 9th June 1962 on a ferry crossing the River Mersey. Won shit loads with Liverpool FC during the 70s and 80s but nothing with the rep of Ireland or northern Ireland. It came to light in 1990 that his father Dougal was a submarine captain in the Irish navy during world war 2 and that he had torpedoed the Bismark and sank it (sunday sport). His Mother Mary was rumoured to be the inspiration for Paul McCartneys song Let it be. Other than that the guy's a totally opinionated cock who knows fuck all about anything apart from dodgy thatched cottage type hair styles, telling crap jokes and manlove fantasies about Gary Lineker
Gary Lineker " Lets go over live to the emirates stadium with our commentators John Motson and that twat Mark Lawrenceson"
John Motson " Thanks Gary, the crowd are really fired up for this one today "
Mark Lawrenceson " Yes Motty I think its gunner be a good one...ha ha ha "
John Motson " for fuck sake Lawro take the fucking day off "
Mark Lawrenceson " ha ha ha ....gunner be good....ha ha ha"
John Motson " Thanks Gary, the crowd are really fired up for this one today "
Mark Lawrenceson " Yes Motty I think its gunner be a good one...ha ha ha "
John Motson " for fuck sake Lawro take the fucking day off "
Mark Lawrenceson " ha ha ha ....gunner be good....ha ha ha"
by Rob St Evenage March 6, 2008
Darren eyes scanned through the Dulux colour card, was this some sort of trick he thought to himself, theres no such colour as fagnolia!
On entering the villians lair, the stale smell of nicotine and the subtle hint of fagnolia on the ceiling Holmes came to one conclusion, Moriarti was a heavy smoker with a perchant little boys and puppies
On entering the villians lair, the stale smell of nicotine and the subtle hint of fagnolia on the ceiling Holmes came to one conclusion, Moriarti was a heavy smoker with a perchant little boys and puppies
by Rob St Evenage March 5, 2008
the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said fuck off....Who's that team they call the Arsenal? Who's that team they all adore? they're the team in red and white and they're fucking dynamite and Juande Ramos's mother is a whore...she's a whore
the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
the wanky tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope and this is what he said fuck off....Who's that team they call the Arsenal? Who's that team they all adore? they're the team in red and white and they're fucking dynamite and Juande Ramos's mother is a whore...she's a whore
by Rob St Evenage March 7, 2008
What you look like when you cum, your cum face
A scarecrow
A sex act involving hose pipes and a pastry cutter
A scarecrow
A sex act involving hose pipes and a pastry cutter
" Oh yeah...it feels so good...yeah...oh my god...oh..oh i'm..i'm co..i'm coming "(as if you need to announce it)
% Oh my god, he looks just like wurzle gumidge when his cummin %
% Oh my god, he looks just like wurzle gumidge when his cummin %
by Rob St Evenage March 9, 2008
What you look like when you cum, your cum face
A scarecrow
A sex act involving hose pipes and a pastry cutter
A scarecrow
A sex act involving hose pipes and a pastry cutter
" Oh yeah...it feels so good...yeah...oh my god...oh..oh i'm..i'm co..i'm coming "(as if you need to annouce it)
% Oh my god, he looks just like wurzle gumidge when his cummin %
% Oh my god, he looks just like wurzle gumidge when his cummin %
by Rob St Evenage March 9, 2008
Known as Stevenage until 2001 this sub-suburb of London is the spiritual hub of Chavism. Chavs and Chavettes from all over the UK amass here every weekend and gather at the Leisure Park to chant the name of their god Init.
by Rob St Evenage March 6, 2008