3 definitions by Rob Seeker

Sadwich

A sorry-looking sandwich. Often found in supermarket 'meal deals'.

Stop plucking at my heart strings with your sadwich.

by Rob Seeker December 31, 2021

Pestini

Traditional vodka martini flavoured with basil leaf essence and pine nut oil. Also called a Pesto Martini.

I'll have a pestini please, shaken not stirred.

by Rob Seeker December 28, 2021

Faux-AP

A person (generally under age 50) who poses online as a much older person or over retirement age. Phrase first coined by Aly of Thanet in conversation with Rob of Thanet.

I was chatting with a faux-AP last night on Tinder.

by Rob Seeker December 27, 2021