4 definitions by Rigatoni Tony

Whitesboro

A decaying town in Upstate New York, known for flooding, meth labs, and racist white people.

Whitesboro guy: "The Halloween flood ruined the meth lab in my basement."

by Rigatoni Tony September 9, 2020

An emoji used by a boomer in a way that doesn't make any sense.

"Have a nice day, my lovely daughter! 🦐🥴"
"Mom stop sending me boomojis"

by Rigatoni Tony November 8, 2020

New Hartford, NY, home to a large number of low-quality restaurants. A meal in New Shartford is likely to cause indigestion and gastrointestinal distress, up to and including sharting.

"Hey, wanna go to New Shartford for lunch?"
"Sure, just let me change out of my good underwear first."

by Rigatoni Tony September 9, 2020

A town in New York State, populated by white trash who think they're WASPs.

New Hartford guy: "We're going to our second home for the weekend."
Normal guy: "Second home? You own two trailers?"

by Rigatoni Tony September 9, 2020