Rick Roberson's definitions
(n) Boo Foo is homonymous with BuFu, which means "Butt Fuck." This is a widely preferred practice in the society of male homosexuals. So Butt Fuck buddies (or Boo Foo buddies) like to take turns pounding the shit out of each other.
See also: mud stud
See also: mud stud
Homo Man 1: Who were those two guys over by the dick dancers that tried to hustle you?
Homo Man 2: Oh, just two Boo Foo buddies I used to trick with. They're both named "Bob."
Homo Man 1: So I guess they're Oral Roberts, right?
Homo Man 2: Very funny, you fucking faggot... NOT!!!
Homo Man 2: Oh, just two Boo Foo buddies I used to trick with. They're both named "Bob."
Homo Man 1: So I guess they're Oral Roberts, right?
Homo Man 2: Very funny, you fucking faggot... NOT!!!
by Rick Roberson December 20, 2010
Get the Boo Foo buddiesmug. by Rick Roberson June 14, 2010
Get the Hello, girls!mug. (n.) If you don't know what it is, you're either too young, too ugly, or you need to have your fucking head examined.
Her pussy secretions were as abundant as a fire hose and I could hardly get my weenie in her woo-woo because of the dangerous undertow.
by Rick Roberson November 24, 2010
Get the pussy secretionmug. (verb/gerund) The definition should be self-explanatory: something only a male can do. To fuck a face is to repeatedly ram your cock into the mouth of an individual. In most cases, the mouth is a more-than-adequate substitute for the preferred vagina or anus.
Fucking face is a very popular past-time for gay male couples and heterosexual couples. Anyone can suck face, but lesbians cannot truly fuck face for obvious reasons. In their case, the tongue is a more-than-adequate substitute for the depraved penis.
Fucking face is a very popular past-time for gay male couples and heterosexual couples. Anyone can suck face, but lesbians cannot truly fuck face for obvious reasons. In their case, the tongue is a more-than-adequate substitute for the depraved penis.
Lola: "Hey Steve, why didn't you guys come to my party last night?"
Steve: "Oh, Bruce and I started fucking face and couldn't stop."
Lola: "Well you missed all the fun! Darren gave Chuck a rusty trombone and I sat on Joe's face!"
Steve: "Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!"
Steve: "Oh, Bruce and I started fucking face and couldn't stop."
Lola: "Well you missed all the fun! Darren gave Chuck a rusty trombone and I sat on Joe's face!"
Steve: "Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!"
by Rick Roberson January 26, 2011
Get the fucking facemug. (n.) The opening to any body cavity (or mechanical masturbatory device) into which the penis can be inserted for sexual gratification.
When the possessor of a particular hole or orifice is a living individual, he/she also experiences sexual gratification. In this case, the term “love crater” can refer to:
1. the mouth (cake hole);
2. the vagina (if applicable: pussy, snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet), or
3. the anal sphincter (asshole, balloon knot, dumphole, fudge factory, ring-piece).
In the case of solitary mechanical masturbation, the term can also refer to:
1. one's curled-up fingers, or the fist;
2. a jar of cold cream;
3. a melon (such as a cantaloupe); or
4. a vacuum cleaner hose (not recommended by this author).
When the possessor of a particular hole or orifice is a living individual, he/she also experiences sexual gratification. In this case, the term “love crater” can refer to:
1. the mouth (cake hole);
2. the vagina (if applicable: pussy, snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet), or
3. the anal sphincter (asshole, balloon knot, dumphole, fudge factory, ring-piece).
In the case of solitary mechanical masturbation, the term can also refer to:
1. one's curled-up fingers, or the fist;
2. a jar of cold cream;
3. a melon (such as a cantaloupe); or
4. a vacuum cleaner hose (not recommended by this author).
Husband: Suppose we’ll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?
Wife: Oh yes definitely, sweetheart!
Husband: Anything in particular you’d like me to do?
Wife: Yes! I want full-length cock-stabbing penetration of my well-rimmed love crater, honey! Now let me make a man out of you!!
Husband: But darling, into which love crater do you wish for me to insert my penile member?
Wife: All three, baby! Now let’s cut the crap and get naked and nasty, all right?! Aaarrrgghhh-shlurp-shloosh...
Wife: Oh yes definitely, sweetheart!
Husband: Anything in particular you’d like me to do?
Wife: Yes! I want full-length cock-stabbing penetration of my well-rimmed love crater, honey! Now let me make a man out of you!!
Husband: But darling, into which love crater do you wish for me to insert my penile member?
Wife: All three, baby! Now let’s cut the crap and get naked and nasty, all right?! Aaarrrgghhh-shlurp-shloosh...
by Rick Roberson January 2, 2012
Get the love cratermug. (n.) A slang word used by parents, teachers, doctors and other adults that refers to the anus when conversing with children about personal hygiene. This terminology can also be used in general adult conversation.
see also: fudge factory
see also: fudge factory
Blanch: What's for lunch, Jane???
Baby Jane: None of your business. It's a surprize.
Blanch: Will it be a mouse or bird of the week? How about some used cat litter on the side?
Baby Jane: Ah, shut up, ya talking zit!! And if you don't like my cooking you can kiss my scatoody!
Blanch: I'd rather eat a warm nutritious bowl of fermented maggots, you has-been HO!
Baby Jane: OK, then I'll drink another bottle of Listerine and puke it all up!
Blanch: That would be one tasty broth, and I can have that for my soup! Oh, thank you dear sister Jane! Tell me... what's for supper???
Baby Jane: None of your business. It's a surprize.
Blanch: Will it be a mouse or bird of the week? How about some used cat litter on the side?
Baby Jane: Ah, shut up, ya talking zit!! And if you don't like my cooking you can kiss my scatoody!
Blanch: I'd rather eat a warm nutritious bowl of fermented maggots, you has-been HO!
Baby Jane: OK, then I'll drink another bottle of Listerine and puke it all up!
Blanch: That would be one tasty broth, and I can have that for my soup! Oh, thank you dear sister Jane! Tell me... what's for supper???
by Rick Roberson May 3, 2009
Get the scatoodymug. (n.) Synonymous with asshole, ring piece, anus, poopie hole, dumphole and scatoody.
The term 'fudge factory' is a euphemism for the anus, used by parents and teachers when conversing with children about personal hygiene.
The term 'fudge factory' is a euphemism for the anus, used by parents and teachers when conversing with children about personal hygiene.
by Rick Roberson April 26, 2009
Get the fudge factorymug.