Her vagina puke was so abundant that she could decorate a wedding cake with her twat in 3 minutes flat.
by Rick Roberson March 12, 2009
Get the vagina pukemug. (n.) A slang word used by parents, teachers, doctors and other adults that refers to the anus when conversing with children about personal hygiene. This terminology can also be used in general adult conversation.
see also: fudge factory
see also: fudge factory
Blanch: What's for lunch, Jane???
Baby Jane: None of your business. It's a surprize.
Blanch: Will it be a mouse or bird of the week? How about some used cat litter on the side?
Baby Jane: Ah, shut up, ya talking zit!! And if you don't like my cooking you can kiss my scatoody!
Blanch: I'd rather eat a warm nutritious bowl of fermented maggots, you has-been HO!
Baby Jane: OK, then I'll drink another bottle of Listerine and puke it all up!
Blanch: That would be one tasty broth, and I can have that for my soup! Oh, thank you dear sister Jane! Tell me... what's for supper???
Baby Jane: None of your business. It's a surprize.
Blanch: Will it be a mouse or bird of the week? How about some used cat litter on the side?
Baby Jane: Ah, shut up, ya talking zit!! And if you don't like my cooking you can kiss my scatoody!
Blanch: I'd rather eat a warm nutritious bowl of fermented maggots, you has-been HO!
Baby Jane: OK, then I'll drink another bottle of Listerine and puke it all up!
Blanch: That would be one tasty broth, and I can have that for my soup! Oh, thank you dear sister Jane! Tell me... what's for supper???
by Rick Roberson May 03, 2009
Get the scatoodymug. (n.) Occurs when rock-solid fecal matter is ejected from the vagina onto a person or object, or into an appropriate container.
For our younger, more sensitive readers, cuntstipation is when shit comes out of a girl's pussy (snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet).
For our younger, more sensitive readers, cuntstipation is when shit comes out of a girl's pussy (snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet).
Husband: "Suppose we'll be having sexual intercourse tonight, sweetheart?"
Wife: "Oh no, not tonight, honey... I'm having a bad case of cuntstipation."
Husband: "It's okay, dear. I was just having a sperm-retention headache."
Wife: "Oh no, not tonight, honey... I'm having a bad case of cuntstipation."
Husband: "It's okay, dear. I was just having a sperm-retention headache."
by Rick Roberson April 21, 2011
Get the cuntstipationmug. Husband: Suppose we'll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?
Wife: Oh yes, definitely, sweetheart!
Husband: Anything in particular you'd like me to do?
Wife: Yes! I love it when you rub your penis on my twat penis, baby! Now let me make a man out of you!
Husband: Excuse me, dear, but what in the hell is a "twat penis?"
Wife: Go look it up in the Urban Dictionary, honey! Then give me nine inches and make it HURT!
Husband: Oh no, not again! I'll have to screw you three times and knock you over the head with a frying pan!
Wife: Oh yes, definitely, sweetheart!
Husband: Anything in particular you'd like me to do?
Wife: Yes! I love it when you rub your penis on my twat penis, baby! Now let me make a man out of you!
Husband: Excuse me, dear, but what in the hell is a "twat penis?"
Wife: Go look it up in the Urban Dictionary, honey! Then give me nine inches and make it HURT!
Husband: Oh no, not again! I'll have to screw you three times and knock you over the head with a frying pan!
by Rick Roberson January 26, 2011
Get the twat penismug. (n.) Similar to Spanish moss. A maggot muff can be the result of many things, such as cuntosis, a buildup of smelly sludge in the vaginal area.
See also Vulveeta
See also Vulveeta
by Rick Roberson March 19, 2009
Get the maggot muffmug. Your grandfather won't keep his eyes off my ass. He's a fucking bumfoozler, man. You're not a faggot, too, are you??
by Rick Roberson February 01, 2010
Get the bumfoozlermug. (n.) Synonymous with asshole, ring piece, anus, poopie hole, dumphole and scatoody.
The term 'fudge factory' is a euphemism for the anus, used by parents and teachers when conversing with children about personal hygiene.
The term 'fudge factory' is a euphemism for the anus, used by parents and teachers when conversing with children about personal hygiene.
by Rick Roberson April 26, 2009
Get the fudge factorymug.