Richard Bird's definitions

Sanctimonious

Bono.

He's so much holier-than-thou, completely sanctimonious, he's Bono!

by Richard Bird May 26, 2010

Barnsley trout

A turd; typically a large, floating one.

"Every day, we went skinny dipping in the canal until one day, this great big Barnsley trout floated by."

by Richard Bird September 16, 2007

Barnsley trout

A turd; typically a large, floating one.

"Every day, we went skinny dipping in the canal until one day, this great big Barnsley trout floated by."

by Richard Bird September 16, 2007