Richard Allan Cooper's definitions

overness

Overness: (Noun) 1. The state or quality of being completely emotionally free of a significant other after a breakup or a dumping incident. 2. A sense of peace that encompasses the heart when the mere thought of an ex-somebody no longer induces feelings of loss, pain, sadness, vomiting, or keying of car paint, and, in fact, only stirs a fond memory or two, instead. 3. A mythical state or quality actually only achieved through insanity or death or by getting thee to a nunnery or monastery and finding God in the power of ascetic silence, Gregorian chants, and itchy robes.

"I have finally achieved overness from the governess, with whom I had a long and passionate affair in the west wing."

"You had better be achieving 'overness' from reading that particular author with whom you had a five year affair, or I'll go apeshit on your self-pitying alabaster ass."

by Richard Allan Cooper November 1, 2008

Omnibuff

A widely knowledgeable geek, nerd, or fan, or lover of all known existing forms, expressions, or genres within an art form or medium, such as film or literature.

She's a cinemaphile omnibuff who happily jumps from horror to rom-coms to French New Wave to Busby Berkeley to German Expressionism to animated Japanese manga to 70s classic porn all in the same conversation while waiting in line for a Woody Allen movie!

by Richard Allan Cooper August 4, 2016

wired

1. Displaying or feeling or stating things that would lead others to believe you are overly stimulated or hyperactive due to the influence of sugar, caffeine, or other substances such as amphetamines

2. Extremely excited about something.

3. Connected to the Internet.

1) That extra cup of coffee has me so wired I'm going to stay up all night writing Urban Dictionary entries!

2) I'm wired about getting wired to the Dark Web!

by Richard Allan Cooper August 4, 2016