Richard's definitions

jostin

Welsh (well, not welsh language) word for farmers.

This place is full of jostins!

by Richard August 13, 2004

benihanna

Some bitch named Ben who is a crack dealer

Benihanna is a real bitch

by Richard June 4, 2003

blorch

to ejaculate forcefully often achieving a distance if many feet!

i blorched so hard on tinas face that she got stuck to the ceiling

by richard February 10, 2005

blogiversary

The yearly anniversary of someones web-log (blog)

I celebrated my second blogiversary today

by Richard January 12, 2005

public vagina

1.) A synonym for the word \"whore\" and \"skank-ho\"

2.)When there is multiple penetrations to a woman\'s vagina at the same time.

3.) A vagina that is widely used and appreciated.

4.) A girl at a mexican party.

1.) I\'m going to go downtown and pick me up a public vagina.
2.) Man last night me and Randall made Louise a public vagina.
3.) Louise was being such a public vagina last night.
4.) Man, that Lafawnduh Martinez is a public vagina.

by Richard March 31, 2005

Rekelon

Orginally from a rpg with a hint of a un-famous rock song To call someone a rekelon is to show respect to them.

"I am Rekelon the godfather"
"You are Rekelon"
"He has the face of a Rekelon"

by Richard August 14, 2004

dirty fucking tramp

this is a term used when u see a kid with white hairs thinks he's really good called richard this is what you do before u go to his house a bath then cover ur self in plastic and go to his house watch out for towels coverd in shit. keep saying touch it and laught at it with a mate . this kid has no mates only 2 but i will keep them safe coz there great for the deadly smell when ur in his house and actualy talking to him well he talking about bullshit to u thats one reason his house is full of shit all the bullshit he talks. when u say make me a cup of tea he makes u one with a extra suprise in shit he says its a tea bag but its crust of turd he had right if u have lived and ur going home this is wot u do when u get home fill the bath with bleach and acid and lots of nice smelling stuff to make u smell good and stay in there until ur body has socked up all the water which will take up 2 6 weeks and and do it again and make sure u take a picture when ur there and when u go bak u can see if he has tidyed it up

richard stop bullshiting i rip if ur head and stick it up a bulls ass to make it look like it has the shits

by richard May 6, 2005