Richard's definitions

keyra

the most gourgous loveable big booty white girl you will ever meet; you can look but cant touch.

Holly shit keyra talked to me, and look at that ass!

by richard February 27, 2005

spaff

stuff you can't bring yourself to throw away -possessions with no discernible value other than to the owner

used in rave/squatting culture since mid 90's

got to sort out the spaff mountain - there must be stuff the charity shop would want and we can recycle the rest

by richard November 9, 2004

Water Crotch

Invited by a user on a popular video sharing site, it describes people who dye their hair blue. It's similar to how people call redheads "fire crotches." Color of water = blue. Color of blue haired girls crotches = blue.

There's a whole lot of water crotches on Stickam

by Richard January 24, 2008

Greenblatt

Noun. A person without common sense. A moron. Someone who shouldn't be in control because of his lack of common sense.

Example 1: That Greenblatt presented the teller with his ID before robbing the bank.

Example 2: A Greenblatt is running that network. Why else would they cancel that show.

by Richard January 5, 2005

penen

plural of penis, see penii

My friend and I have nice penen.

by Richard September 29, 2004

peas

Originally computer slang for "peace," used mainly in IM conversations during the 21st century.

Richard: "I'm off to jail now."
Wife: "peas"

by Richard February 23, 2005

sillygit

anybody who sits in the home end of withdean stadium (see shitgroundnofans), one of these people can be recognised by me and james sheppard terrorizing one of them through a geoghraphy lesson

mr collins, a really sad brighton fan

by Richard January 9, 2005