Urban Dictionary: Author Rhyno

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The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.

She was suckin on my one eyed purple yogurt slinger last night man.

by Rhyno February 13, 2004

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2.

the process of taking a monstrous shit causing severe rectal pain and bloodiness and missing the bowl/urinal

man, i had to run to the can to drop a mulville

by rhyno June 09, 2003

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3.

when you go out in a car in a quest to cause damage to other people's property, namely a mailbox

lets go for an el destructo tour to knobby's mailbox

by Rhyno June 06, 2003

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4.

to have sex willingly with a limp dick

man i rumpelforeskinned her good last night

by Rhyno June 06, 2003

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5.

to describe when something isnt going anywhere and it has no potential to improve in life

Mang, hows the party so far?

This party's going Ho-where

by Rhyno June 06, 2003

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6.

the pulling apart of either an old or highly used pussy.

I spread her grilled cheese sandwich and to my surprise i found a waffle.

by Rhyno June 06, 2003

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7.

a person with a father of chinese origin

check out that niza, his girlfriend has big asian breasts ala-phil loubier

by Rhyno June 06, 2003

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7 definitions by Rhyno