ReyMon!'s definitions

Textratary

A person who operates your handheld device while you are driving or otherwise incapacitated.

My girl Nena is my Textratary when we go on road trips. She's awesome! I can keep up with all my texts while I'm driving! I love multitasking!

by ReyMon! October 29, 2010

Flyaway Fart

A release of a stink that makes (a) you almost feel like you are lifting off, (b) you want to get out of the room, (c) others who experience this mighty flatulence need to evacuate, hence flyaway and fast.

Boy, oh boy, Bruce, let one of those flyaway farts fly at work today, and the whole office suddenly went on a coffee break in the cafe!

by ReyMon! July 7, 2024

Buried Treasure

A stinky fart under the blankets set for your significant other to “find”.

Thanks Molly for the “buried treasure”—now open the window so I can breathe!

by ReyMon! October 12, 2019

Frankenshoes

Those awful clunky clodhopper shoe-boot. Usually the wearer is not walking but clonking.
In short, they look like shoes Frankenstein wore.

Yo checkout Vampire chic with them Frankenshoes make em' any taller you'll need a step ladder to get em' on mate!

by ReyMon! November 1, 2019

Funkacide

Really stinky smell or odor. An unsuspecting weapon subjected to by your friend or family member.

Holy shit those runners of Mark's are funkacide man... Let's open the windows... quick!

by ReyMon! November 19, 2010

Birkensock

Those goofy folks who wear socks with sandals of all persuasions. Even in the dead of winter--so lame! The ones who wear thermal socks with their sandals are the most lame asses!

Hey look at that hippie chick she's so birkensock today! Man I don't now how she's walking through the snow like that?

by ReyMon! October 29, 2010

sexmate

A partner-in-sex. A mate distinctly only for sex. A fuck-buddy.

Sabrina: Why are you hitting on me you have a girlfriend asshole!
Me: Sabrina she's not my girlfriend! She's my sexmate!

by ReyMon! November 22, 2010