not dog

Any of several vegetarian hot dog substitutes, including: tofu, textured vegetable protein and others.

Dude 1, "Throw another not dog on the grill for me, will ya?"
Dude 2, "Well, at least it aint lips and assholes!"

by Relyt April 23, 2006

matchel

A man satchel or man purse.

Dude 1, "Whoa, nice matchel!"

Dude 2, "Thanks. And no, I won't smuggle that candy into the theater for you."

by Relyt April 23, 2006