Definitions by Reggie Regg

Rice 

Import car owners who add a 2 foot spoiler, a one inch ground clearance kit, a large tin can to the exhaust (which sounds like a go-cart) system and place chinese and japenese characters all over the car hoping it going faster. They think they have race cars. Very often found around chinese food places. Despite what may be thought, the only threat is their driving skill on the road and trying to navigate around them. Also believed to race sometimes, but never winning, even to a 1981 dodge omni

"hey ming-mong, my yerrow stickels can take his olange paint in a lace anyday, now let's go for some sushi and kaleoki"

Rice by Reggie Regg June 11, 2006

Word Burglar 

Peoples whom burgle words

"I'm the word burgler, i burgle words"

Word Burglar by Reggie Regg December 21, 2003

have you seen my turkey? 

v. To pull out your cock in public and wave it at people asking "have you seen my turkey?", gobble, gobble, gobble.

Try pulling out your dick and public and wave it around and say "gobble, gobble, gobble"

have you seen my turkey? by Reggie Regg November 24, 2003

cock gobbler 

n. a person or sheep, that gobbles down cock

also see have you seen my turkey?

Gobble, gobble, gobble

cock gobbler by Reggie Regg November 24, 2003

Taking one for the Team 

v. to take one for the team is best seen in the example.

also known as: "jumping on the grenade"

Joe and his four other male friends go to a bar. They come across four very hot women, and one ugly one. Joe, being the good and pure one to his friends, gets with the ugly one to spare his friends the agony.

Buddy 1: "Hey, have you guys seen Joe?"

Buddy 2: "Yea i saw him an hour ago, he left with a real fat grenade"

Buddy 3: "That Joe guy is a good man cause he always takes one for the team"

Taking one for the Team by Reggie Regg November 23, 2003

FYBISLM 

Acronym for: Fuck your bitch if she let me

I'm going to get your bitch drunk, and FYBISLM

FYBISLM by Reggie Regg November 22, 2003

Blue-Balls 

Two hours of dry fucking and no cumming = Blue balls

"Yo, i've gotta get going home now, cause i've gotta jerk-it"

Blue-Balls by Reggie Regg November 22, 2003