Reggie Regg's definitions

FYBISLM

Acronym for: Fuck your bitch if she let me

I'm going to get your bitch drunk, and FYBISLM

by Reggie Regg November 22, 2003

Rice

Import car owners who add a 2 foot spoiler, a one inch ground clearance kit, a large tin can to the exhaust (which sounds like a go-cart) system and place chinese and japenese characters all over the car hoping it will travel faster. They think they have race cars. Very often found around chinese food places. Despite what may be thought, the only threat is their driving skill on the road and trying to navigate around them. Also believed to race sometimes, but never winning, even to a 1981 dodge omni

"hey ming-mong, my yerrow stickels can take his olange paint in a lace anyday, now let's go for some sushi and kaleoki"

by Reggie Regg November 22, 2003

Chinese Food

(1) ...And God said on the fourth day, let there be breaded deep fried balls of chicken, and there were....and they were good.
(2) if it ain't breaded and deep fried, then it ain't chinese food
(3) Getting some chinese poontang

"I could go for some chinese food. I'll have a 4, 45, and a 84 please"

"Where's all the chicken in these addictive greasy balls?"

"Damn that girl looks good, i needs to get me some of that chinese food!"

by Reggie Regg November 22, 2003

Blue-Balls

Two hours of dry fucking and no cumming = Blue balls

"Yo, i've gotta get going home now, cause i've gotta jerk-it"

by Reggie Regg November 22, 2003

Word Burglar

Peoples whom burgle words

"I'm the word burgler, i burgle words"

by Reggie Regg December 21, 2003

Taking one for the Team

v. to take one for the team is best seen in the example.

also known as: "jumping on the grenade"

Joe and his four other male friends go to a bar. They come across four very hot women, and one ugly one. Joe, being the good and pure one to his friends, gets with the ugly one to spare his friends the agony.

Buddy 1: "Hey, have you guys seen Joe?"

Buddy 2: "Yea i saw him an hour ago, he left with a real fat grenade"

Buddy 3: "That Joe guy is a good man cause he always takes one for the team"

by Reggie Regg November 23, 2003

have you seen my turkey?

v. To pull out your cock in public and wave it at people asking "have you seen my turkey?", gobble, gobble, gobble.

Try pulling out your dick and public and wave it around and say "gobble, gobble, gobble"

by Reggie Regg November 24, 2003