15 definitions by Ready-Liver
Guy 1: 'Ey, what you be doin' tonight?
Guy 2: Mang, I be dragon my balls across her chest all night long.
Guy 1: Dayum mang.
Guy 2: Mang, I be dragon my balls across her chest all night long.
Guy 1: Dayum mang.
by Ready-Liver May 29, 2009
by Ready-Liver May 7, 2009
Finger used primarily for puling the trigger of a gun. Usually, this finger is one's index finger. Through much practice the trigger finer can be used for several other things as well though.
1) Intense peace signs.
2) Intensely pointing at people.
3) Poking people in the face really hard.
4) Poking people in the nose really hard.
5) Directing traffic back and forward.
6) Fingering your girlfriend. (Guys)
7) Fingering yourself. (Girls.)
8) Fingering your girlfriend. (Lesbians)
9) Fingering yourself. (Shemales)
As you can see, your trigger finger can be a vital part to several functions in necessary to your normal daily functions.
1) Intense peace signs.
2) Intensely pointing at people.
3) Poking people in the face really hard.
4) Poking people in the nose really hard.
5) Directing traffic back and forward.
6) Fingering your girlfriend. (Guys)
7) Fingering yourself. (Girls.)
8) Fingering your girlfriend. (Lesbians)
9) Fingering yourself. (Shemales)
As you can see, your trigger finger can be a vital part to several functions in necessary to your normal daily functions.
"I pulled my trigger finger out on my girl and it was a sensational orgasm. I'll have to use it more often now. :)"
by Ready-Liver July 5, 2009
When you throw a parapalegic out of there wheelchair onto a waist-high, stable platform such as a bed or park bench. After you pull down the cripple's pants, you forcefully wedge one of the wheels from the wheelchair in between their butt-cheeks and violently turn the wheel untill you draw blood and or feces.
The other night, I walked up to Stephen Hawking in the middle of Centeral Park. I threw him onto a stump and cranked the wheel between his cheeks. After the wheel was completly brown, he typed out on his computer "My conclusion is that I have the only existing black hole on planet Earth." - Alaskan Brown Wheelchair
by Ready-Liver August 3, 2010
A person who makes "That's what she said jokes," to their own comments. Usually a real fucking wetard.
Guy 1: So how was the hike over here?
Guy 2: It was long and hard... That's what she said.
Guy 1: Mang, you're a fuklin!
Guy 2: It was long and hard... That's what she said.
Guy 1: Mang, you're a fuklin!
by Ready-Liver May 9, 2009
A common quick comeback after being burned. It usually involves some restatement of the harasser's previous statement and is either used as a prefix or suffix of a sentence. 'Your mom" may also have additional burns added to it to make it seem more creative, but really it's just not.
by Ready-Liver May 9, 2009
by Ready-Liver May 9, 2009