When you are wiping with single ply toilet paper and accidentally poke through, fingering your asshole by mistake.
Jimmy startled everyone in a crowded public restroom when he screamed loudly after accidentally giving himself a Charmin Tickler.
When a person uses a vacuum cleaner hose to give themselves a fake hickey.
Jennifer was the talk of 10th grade after she gave herself a hoover hickey, causing many girls to think she had a new boyfriend.
The overly creepy, quiet and slightly neurotic employee of a workplace.
Everyone goes out of their way to avoid Mark, the Creepy Karl of the shipping department who makes every situation awkward and uncomfortable.
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