2 definitions by Rather_Large_Wombat

firefart

Verb. The act of holding a match to your buttocks when you have to pass gas. May cause severe rectal burns if not practiced properly.

Tony's firefart went twenty feet, but he was on the hospital for monthes as a result.

by Rather_Large_Wombat March 22, 2008

Athelete

Not to be confused with jocks, who are usually stuck-up idiots. Atheletes are people who are actually concerned about aspects of their lives other than their popularity and their cheerleader girlfriend. Athletes have an 85% better chance at becoming more successful than jocks, who will eventually be the people who clean the toilets at your local gas station. Atheletes, however, run a risk of being converted to jocks if they are on a sports team or group with them for an extended period of time (usually 2-3 years). High school teams usually are 10% athelets and 90% jocks.

Hey, Jackie Robinson was a great athelete! He broke the sports color barrier!
Hey, Michael Vick was a great jock. He fought dogs and lied about it!

by Rather_Large_Wombat March 22, 2008