11 definitions by Rasnodar
When a man and a woman care about each other and spend a lot of time together, but neither of them wants sex.
Contrary to popular opinion, this does happen.
Contrary to popular opinion, this does happen.
by Rasnodar January 2, 2015
Person A: How about we watch some TV at your place?
Person B: I can't
Person A: Why?
Person B: I committed telecide when Justin Bieber won Artist of the Year at the American Music Awards
Person B: I can't
Person A: Why?
Person B: I committed telecide when Justin Bieber won Artist of the Year at the American Music Awards
by Rasnodar December 9, 2010
Time traveler from the 1970s: Why are all these people talking to themselves?
Teenager in the present day: They're talking on cell phones, duh.
Teenager in the present day: They're talking on cell phones, duh.
by Rasnodar February 11, 2011
by Rasnodar December 5, 2010
When the government treats teenagers like children by punishing anyone over the age of 18 who has sex with someone under 18
He was 18. She was 17. They had sex. He went to prison for statutory rape. They got back together when he was released a year later.
by Rasnodar December 7, 2010
Someone slightly over the age of consent who goes to jail for having sex with someone slightly under the age of consent.
He went to prison for having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 19, so he's a statutory rape victim, not a real criminal.
by Rasnodar January 18, 2011
by Rasnodar October 21, 2012